*Private conversation between Jesy & Jade*
Jesy: Can I ask you something?
Jade: I don't know, can you?
Jesy: Jade, I'm serious...
Jade: Aren't you always?
Jesy: ...
Jade: Sorry, babe. What did you want to ask?
Jesy: How do you commit murder and get away with it?
Jade: May I ask you why you're asking me this at two in the morning?
Jesy: Because I might've killed two people.
Jade: YOU DID WHAT?!
Jesy: I didn't mean to, I swear. It just happened. I...I snapped.
Jade: See! This is the reason why I wanted you to seek help for your anger issues.
Jesy: Can you just get over here and help me with the bodies?
Jade: Fine. Let me just call Leigh and Pez first.
Jesy: You know what, I think I'll just take care of it myself. Goodnight!
Jade: Uhm, who exactly did you kill?
Jade: Jesy?
Jade: Jessica?
Jade: Hello?
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Leigh-Anne: It's past four in the morning and I'm eating pizza. Life's good.
Perrie: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?
Leigh-Anne: I'm supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.
Jade: I felt that on a spiritual level.
Perrie: Wig, me too.
~~~
*After a break-up*
Perrie: Hey, beautiful 😘
Jesy: Who's this?
Perrie: Did you seriously delete my number?
Jesy: I never saved it, lmfao
~~~
Jade: Hey, my favourite member of Little Mix, what's up?
Leigh-Anne: I'm eating ice cream straight out of the tub and regretting all of the decisions I've ever made. You?
Jade: Damn, Leigh-Anne, I just asked you a simple question.
~~~
Jesy: One and a half year later and I'm still wondering who of you three idiots convinced HQ to put Beep Beep on the album.
Perrie & Jade: It's a good song!
~~~
Jesy: Would it be rude to push Perrie out of a moving car?
Leigh-Anne: A little, but it's okay. Hell's prepared for you.
~~~
Perrie: What should I be for Halloween?
Jade: My girlfriend.
Perrie: Yeah, that's scary. Thanks!
Jade: ...
~~~
Jade: I just wanna scream out 'til my voice breaks
Jesy: Didn't you scream enough last night?
Jade: Fuck you
Jesy: Leigh already did
Leigh-Anne: *Proudly* damn right I did.
~~~
Perrie:
Jesy: Your wig is the only thing straight about you.
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So I thought I'd work on this whenever I don't have any inspiration for my other stories :)Happy Easter, everyone! ❤️️
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Texts & Scenarios || Little Mix
FanfictionPerrie: What happens after we die? Jade, Jesy, Leigh-Anne: GO TO SLEEP!!!