BMC & DEH One-shots

Dusty Kropps

A/N: a little list about all the thangs I know about Dustin Kropp; the most unappreciated character. He's now one of my most favourite!

— Dustin's the main drug dealer at Middle Borough
— his best customers are Michael and Jake
— the youngest one of the SQUIP squad
— Christine's his cousin
— he has a galaxy backpack that he never goes without
— a GoPro is always sticking out of it streaming constantly
— Jenna is a childhood friend of his
— he's considered the go to guy for gossip
— he's never seen without a backwards cap on
— he has a neato scar on his left hand from the fire at Jake's party
— pre-squip he was Rich's closest/only friend
— his SQUIP was young Christopher Robin
— don't know why
— but it was scary
— his parents are absolute theatre geeks but love him dearly
— like honestly when this kid came out as pansexual to them they were fricking amazing and so supportive
— school linebacker of 2 years
— not that anyone notices
— works on the tech team for the schools plays and musicals
— who knew tech work could be such a work out?
— there's 4 stages of high Dustin known to man kind
— stage 1: sulky Dustin
— stage 2: clingy Dustin
— stage 3: emotional Dustin
— and stage 4: .... very gay Dustin
— Dustin also loves hugs/cuddles
— like he'll be sulking in the middle of a conversation and-
— "...you want a hug don't you?"
— he does not hesitate
— he has a YouTube blog that no one from school knows about
— he may or may not have developed a crush for Jake...
— "Dear blog.... I think I have a crush..."
— Dustin has a never ending collection of fandom tees
— there's literally one for every day in the year
— there's also an order to them
— January: Sonic.
— February: The Legend of Zelda.
— March: Mario.
— April: Apocalypse of the Damned.
— May: Pac-Man.
— June: dah bandom month.
— July: Disney.
— August: musicals in general.
— September: it's all about his favourite musical; Teen Angst?... Nah.
— October: his favourite movies.
— November: he pretty much just brings out all the cosplay.
— December: CHRISTMAS STUFF THAT USUALLY INCLUDES A BUNCH OF THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS TEES.
— "Opinion on death? Hnhnhnnnn tis bad children. Don't wish for it."
— he has hella bad anxiety my dudes
— "Shakespear? That's a enjoyable pastime of mine."
— lives for Christine's acting and singing
— hasn't missed a single show of hers
— believe it or not, he was actually in a band in his freshman year
— he plays the drums
— cause dude he has never ending energy
— key-tar is also a pastime
— as of late, he spends loads of his time at Jake's house
— it may or may not be because Jake gives the best hugs
— is mistaken a lot as Michael's brother
— "WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE CHILL!"
— he's also been in a couple school productions as chorus
— some of these include School of Rock, Shrek the Musical Jr and Legally Blonde.... Heathers is next! (he's playing Kurt)
— he always ends up keeping Rich away from any fires/fire hazards
— life's great right?

A/N: if there's any that I've left out, feel free to comment and I'll add them in!

-Savith