wrong number | zayn malik au ✓

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hairy: how's your stomach

LOLO🌹: ok what the fuck

LOLO🌹: just because I just finished a steak and a burger it doesn't mean it gives you the right to disrespect me

hairy: no you fucking dumbass

LOLO🌹: ok now im mad

LOLO🌹: pull up you urly noodle hair and better square up

hairy: dumb bitch you told Barbara you had food poisoning

hairy: I was tryna be sarcastic but nvm

hairy: go off

hairy:

LOLO🌹: oh

LOLO🌹: OH

LOLO🌹: BABY IM SORRY YOU KNOW I WAS PLAYING YOU KNOW I PLAY TOO MUCH

LOLO🌹: DONT BE MAD AT ME

hairy: I highkey wish you got real food poisoning from that steak and burger mmmhmm

hairy:

LOLO🌹: calm the fuck down

LOLO🌹: how do you know anyway like did my fbi told you or something

LOLO🌹: I see you Mr FBI

LOLO🌹:

hairy: idk how I can stick with you for the past months

hairy: she told z and he came to me

LOLO🌹: and said what

LOLO🌹: I'm over here minding my business and y'all lurking I'm so famous damn

LOLO🌹: there gonna be one day that you my friend, Harry Styles can sing Famous to me right in the face

LOLO🌹: bam bam, bam bam bam bam dilla, bam bam 'ey what a bam bam

hairy: lord give me strength

hairy: he told me he feel bad that he got mad at you while you were "sick" and guilty is eating him alive but you block his ass

hairy: so you block him?

hairy: what the fuck

LOLO🌹: ooo yeah I did

LOLO🌹: I need to move on and he gotta move on so I did us both a favour

hairy: true but I was shocked because that you didn't tell me about that part

LOLO🌹: I didn't think it was a big deal. sorry

hairy: it's cool

LOLO🌹: is he okay?

hairy: he's fine. you still care I see

LOLO🌹: I still care, that's the problem

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Lol end it with "deep sad tumblr quote"

Oh and y'all not ready for next chapter