wrong number | zayn malik au ✓

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Lauren🐶: she likes him. 

Harry: who likes who

Lauren🐶: are you forreal

Harry: yeah? wait are you talking about that mtv american show

Harry: are you the one?

Harry: because im watching it right now

Lauren🐶: Harry,

Harry: yeah, this girl, Geles still like her confirmed unmatched Anthony

Lauren🐶: ugh I don't know what show is that I don't give a fuck 

Harry: whoa ok calm down jeez

Harry: ok ok ill finish this show later

Lauren🐶: Barbara, she likes Zayn 

Lauren🐶: not surprised 

Harry: did she tells you or what

Lauren🐶: yes she just texted me asking if it's cool for her to go on dates with him

Lauren🐶: I said yeah if she wants to then go for it

Harry: you bloody idiot

Lauren🐶: ok take it back english muffin?!!!?!?!!!!

Harry: no because it's a fact

Lauren🐶: I am confusion EDWARD EXPLAIN

Harry: aww man I miss my vines days

Harry: ok anyway I just don't understand why you're pretending you're okay about this

Harry: it's obvious that you like him, you like zayn but you're pretending that you're cool with the idea of another girl going out with him

Harry: you're trying to play Mother Theresa role here and act like you're fine and you want to see your friend happy and all

Harry: cmon Lolo, you're going to end up hurt and you have no one to blame but yourself at the end of the day

Lauren: 😖😖😖😖😖

Lauren🐶: I like him, I like him a lot

Lauren🐶: but he can't like me back

Lauren🐶: he deserves someone like Barbara

Lauren🐶: and it was supposed to be her at the first place I'm just a mistake

Lauren🐶: they're meant to be

Harry: you're a dumbass oh my god how do you graduate high school

Lauren🐶: YOU DONT EVEN GRADUATE DONT COME FOR ME BRITISH BUM

Harry: ok look, if they're meant to be then why are you here? God wouldn't make a mistake. Human did. 

Harry: If they are meant to be, Zayn would've get the right number that night.