Texting You

56

12:31 PM

*Gay is Okay*

Mani:
Hey Ally?

Remember that Southwest commercial that you exposed me in?

Allycat:
Uhm..... yes?

Mani:
Well Karma is a bitch

DJ:
I'm so excited!!!!

Post it Mani! Post it!

Allycat:
Wait post what?

This isn't fair, you guys can't gain up on me

Mani:
It's fair

It's karma

DJ:
Mani remembered those old rock videos you used to make so I spent hours looking for it with her and

Camz:
*Insert dramatic pause*

DJ:
Thanks Mila

Mani:

Get wrecked Ally

Laur:
YES

I REMEMBER ALLY SHOWED THESE TOO ME WHEN SHE WAS DRUNK ONCE BUT I WAS ALSO DRUNK SO I THOUGHT IT DIDNT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Mani:
Oh it happened

Allycat:
I have been exposed

Camz:
WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

ALLY IS SINGING ROCK AND LIKE SHE STILL SOUNDS GOOD??? but like IT DOESNT FIT HER PERSONALITY ONE BIT

Allycat:
Fuck you Mila

Laur:
Nope that's reserved for me

Allycat:
Fuck you too Lo

Camz:
Stay away Ally

That was not an invitation

Allycat:
Sounded like one

DJ:
I know i didn't just search for hours for this vid just to get a lame response like that

Laur:
Looks like you thought wrong

Camz:
HAHAHAHAHA

THE PART WITH THE CHEESY AF CART CAMERA

Hahahahaha

DJ:
What were you saying Lo?

Laur:
nothing

DJ:
That's what i thought

Allycat:
I'm not even mad

I still sounded good

Mani:
Damn it

How come Ally cannot be beat

Allycat:
Just one taste and you will want to give it up

or in this case give up

DJ:
Ew dont tell me about your sex life

Camz:
You made me tell you about mine

DJ:
Hmmm strange

I don't remember that

Laur:
Lack of ours

Camz:
hehe 😅

Mani:
I can not believe that you guys havent had sex yet

Allycat:
Dont worry Mani, once they finally do they'll be at it like rabbits

That's how we were

Mani:
Oh i remember

Very vividly

DJ:
I do not like this

Laur:
Not to expose you or anything but didn't you tell me that you enjoy watching porn every once in a while?

Allycat:
Since when does DJ not want to talk about sex

DJ:
Okay-

First off I don't remember saying that and secondly

I AM SINGLE AF AND HAVE BEEN FOR TOO LONG I HAVE NEEDS

Camz:
Uhm.... okay?

DJ:
Besides! I havent even been on there since like October. Not since I starting picturing

Shit

Laur:
YIKE

Mani:
PICTURING?!? OMG YOU TOTALLY THINK OF SOMEONE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PLEASE YOURSELF

DJ:
Honestly just fuck my life

Allycat:
Yeah sounds like you do fuck your life

DJ:
That doesn't even make sense

Laur:
OH MY GOD

IM STILL NOT OVER DINAH THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE WHILE SHE-

Camz:
Wait a second

DJ:
No

Camz:
Ho my gawd

DJ:
NO

Camz:
DM's now Dinah

Laur:
Wait what?

Mani:
Does she know something that we don't??

Allycat:
Im gonna say yes

Mani:
Why is DJ freaking out

She just ran out of the room and locked herself in the bathroom

Camz:
Shush Mani

In time the answer will come

Mani:
Thanks confucius

Laur:
Camz???

Camz:
Shush

Laur:
DJ??

DJ:
None of your business!!!

Allycat:
Well that was fun while it lasted....

Do you see why you never topped now Mani? You never win

Mani:
I-

Laur:
Confirmed?!??

FUCKING YES

I WON THE FUCKING BET

Allycat:
Unconfirmed

Laur:
YALL HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING JESUS CHRIST

Mani:
Sucks to suck

Allycat:
Normani didn't like to suck very much

Laur:
BLEH

NORMANI

Mani:
I am leaving

Goodbye

DJ:
Oh so now that I have been exposed in multiple ways.....

Wait!?! Normani doesn't top???

Oh damn it it's still unconfirmed

Camz:
I have my bets on switching i think

DJ:
Oh god