Texting You

29

11:45 AM

DJ:
I'm broke

Camz:
And?

DJ:
And Christmas is coming up

Allycat:
Oh I see where this is going

You're about to tell us that we aren't getting presents bc you only have enough money for one gift after blowing it all on a new pair of shoes

DJ:
First of all, it wasn't a pair of shoes

Secondly, I was going to hold a competition to see who gets the single gift

Mani:
🤦🏽‍♀️

Laur:
Well did you at least buy something good?

DJ:
Yes

Laur:
And it is....?

DJ:
None of your concern

Mani:
Bet you anything that it was some fancy vibrator

DJ:
I chose not to answer that question

Camz:
Okay, ew

Allycat:
I'm going to ignore that and instead point out that if I'm not getting that present after I spent an entire day holding your hair back while you puked, then I'm disowning you

Mani:
Omg i forgot about the halloween party

DJ:
That seems fair to me

Laur:
Hold up, Ally may have spent the day after halloween holding back your hair, but you actually puked on my shoes soooo

DJ:
That's a good point......

Mani:
Excuse me? Does everyone just coincidentally forget about the time that she decided to pregame before Disney and puked on my hair?

Camz:
Dude, learn to hold your liquor

Laur:
For real

DJ:
Alright, so we all know I'm not great about knowing when to stop drinking. No need to rub it in.

And btw the one at disney doesn't count, I wouldn't have puked if you hadn't made me go on the teacup ride.

Mani:
Yeah keep telling yourself that

Camz:
I have an idea!!

Laur:
What?

Allycat:
Mila?

-

-
12:18 PM

Camz:
Oh sorry I got distracted

I saw my neighbors puppy walking down the street

He's such a handsome boy

Camz: