Me is back

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Awba: OH MY FUCKING GOD, GUYYSSSSS CIACCI IS BACK!

Trip: FUCK YES I CAN FUCK HER BRO AGAIN!

le me: Okay, I was here just to see if you people were still alive...

Clear: Meet Jonathan.

Jonathan: 'sup bitch.

le me: Oh my God, who dis!?

Mink: Our son.

le me: But he's fucking fourty! I've just been away for some months!

Noiz: At least you're here again. Come on, write some juicy stuff.

le me: But uhm... I was here just to... Check on you?

Toue: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WRITE SOME DEEP STORIES ABOUT ME AND MY LOVELY PEACHIE!?

le me: I mean, I...

Mizuchi: What a dick.

Sly: Yeah, she's a dick!

le me: But Imma woman, how can I be a dick?

Trip: Then you are.... A vagina?

Virus: Oh my God...

Mink: A cunt, Trip, she is a cunt.

Sei: Don't call her that!! I'm sure she had her share of problems!

le me: Oh no, I didn't write anything in here because I was busy with other fanfics!

Sei: You are a cunt, Ciacci.

Sly:OH MY GOOOOOD LOLOLOLO

Noiz: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Awba: D:;

Mink: What... The fuck...

Trip: I am... Disgusted...

Virus: Oh man...

Toue: Agreed.

Mizichi: Aw yiss.

le me: By the way, where's Koujackass?

Kou: Did someone call me?

le me: No, go back.

Kou: Oh okay :c

le me: So uh... Yeah bye.

Noiz: WAIT!

Awba: NOOOO I NEED DICKS

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le me: What do you... What do you mean?

Noiz: Boi u know u just gotta ask!

Awba: But... I mean... Yeah... Sorry.

le me: Okay, now I go.

Sei: I NEED DICKS TOO, WOMAN!

le me: 😯 Sei, what the fuck!?

Sly: Let him be, he's in a rebel stage, you know?

le me: Oh wow...

Sei: Yeah' wassup bitch!?

le me: Sei no, I swear to God!

Sei: Okay, okay. Sorry.

Sly: *Sigh* they grow up so fast...

Clear: I know, right?
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