Don't read pls I'll pay you

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So... One guy I hate, for pretty obvious reasons if u know him, dared me to write someting just about me, without the dmmd cast. THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU TO SKIP THIS SHIT IF YOU DON'T CARE... Actually do it even if you care, just skip.
I'm shy af rn.
I also think that this will be cringy af too but I really need a bunch of shit from the wwe store.
YES I LOVE WRESTLING SO SHUT UP PLS GO AWAY.
This story has to be very personal so I thought it would be more adeguate to do a bunch of short headcanons.
Fast and simple.
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Normal stuff:
-Seem normal, actually gay af.
-Love horror stuff.
-Seem stupid but can be a giant asshole.
-Cinnamon roll if I like you.
-Touchy only 2% of the day.
-Talks only when there is just one person other than me.
-Don't know how to express feelings.

Like:
-Sneks
-Big fluffy tits(?)
-Dubstep
-Zombos' survival games

Dislike:
-Italy
-My sister bc she creepy af she needs Jesus
-Whoever says "It was really good last night *wink wink*"
-People who think they know what I'm thinking.
-Couples that are idolised.

Love:
-Bunnies
-Strawberries
-Sushi
-People who are different
-Watching wrestling with my grandpa
-Whoever can distract me from life.
-Computers
-Cyborgs(??)

Hate:
-The whole being of my father
-My mother talking bad about lesbians
-Porn 😐(bad experiences)
-Furry stuff(bad experiences pt. 2)
-My ex(bad experiences pt.3)
-When people misunderstand because I'm silent

Fear:
-Normal clowns
-Who invents or produces kid's stuff
-People that I finally escaped from restart to message me.
-Talk about serious stuff with my mother
-Being tortured
-Being without someone that loves me forever

Turn-ons:
-Who can motherfucking shut up for at least ten minutes
-Someone that doesn't fear to show emotions
-Who desn't call me stupid
-Kisses on the neck
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The bitch said that this is enough and that I'm salty af 😂
Good bc it tru.
If you really decided to read all this... Wow you must be bored more than me.

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