One day you and that German kid, where in the living room. You were watching dr. House on tv and he was playing at minecraft on the computer.
"Why are you watching every time dr. House? There are other programs, you know?" Complained Noiz. "Well!!! If you were dying of cancer, I would do something thanks to dr. House!" You responded. Noiz looked at you and closed that excuse of a pc. (Rly what a computer, boy) "Wut?" You asked. "I will watch the tv with you and then I want to visit you just to be sure of your healt." He answered.
After the episode finished, Noiz went to the bathroom and when he returned, he was wearing the same friggin' clothes as dr. House and he had that stick too! "N-Noiz?" "Ah yeah, I like the fact that you appreciate me but we have something to do. Now, lie down." He said. You did as he told you and he checked your neck, your breathing, your mouth, your bones...
Noiz took off his stethoscope DRAMAtically and looked you in the eyes "I'm sorry, you have a rare sickness..." "OMG WHAT'S THE CURE!?" Noiz smirked "My Schnitzel".
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I like pervy Noiz.
