Pickup lines

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Ken:
-"When god created beauty he was inspired by you."
-Your blushing

Sean:
-"You wanna know what's the best thing in my life?"
-"I don't know Sean, pizza rolls?"
-"It's the first word of my last sentence."

Julian:
-"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
-"Julian my dad is right there!"

Josh:
-"Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyonce?"
-"Nah they normally tell me I look like Shalisha."

Gabe:
-"Do you have a band-aid?"
-"Gabe I told you to stop rolling down the steps."
-"Because I think I scrapped my knee falling fo you."
-"Your so cheesy."

Will:"
-"You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you."
-"Will my brother will beat you if he hears you!"

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