The story of a demon; HELLBENT💥

94: Dumb thing I've done while drunk #2

I went out day drinking with my friends once and we all had a little bit too much. I got to the point where I was so drunk I couldn't even pronounce my own name. Me and my friends went to the car park but we couldn't find our car. We wandered back to the street and found a reporter and cameraman doing a live national news report. I walked up to the reporter, stole the microphone, looked into the camera and asked the whole nation "Hey, has anyone seen my car? It's like, red and I like to jack off in it." Long story short, I ended up spending the night in a jail cell.