I was at Pandora's place. I think we were doing 'quality time'. So, we were watching something on the TV. 'im hungry' Pandora moaned. She went into the kitchen and found a packet of popcorn. She set it for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES because she forgot to put it to popcorn setting. She came back to me and continued doing whatever we were doing. It wasn't long, however, before I smelled the popcorn burning! I raced into the kitchen, and opened a window, just as Pandora opened the microwave. She 'rescued' the popcorn and threw it away. The worst part of it was, that it smelled like buttery popcorn for a week and we never got our snack!
