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"So imma need those digits."
"Isn't that a bit too fast? You don't even know my name or-"
"Of your credit card, you idiot."
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A boy calls in to a hotline for help on how to win his dream girl. There he...
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❝Hey.❞
❝...hey.❞
❝Are you okay?❞
❝Honestly, I'm not feeling one-hundred percent today. I think I caught a cold overnight.❞
❝A cold?❞
❝Yeah, but it's all good. The kids went to school, mom's at work. The only one at home with me is grandma and she doesn't really move a lot, so I can get some rest.❞
❝I'll be right over.❞
❝Wait, what?❞
❝Well you clearly don't have anyone who can make your soup, so I will.❞
❝London, that's a nice thought but I don't need you to get sick.❞
❝No. No excuses. What else do you need? I'll go to the store and pick up some orange juice, some vitamin waters, and- oh hey, do you prefer circles or squares?❞
❝What?❞
❝Circles or squares?❞
❝What kind of trick question is this?❞
❝It may or may not be for some get well balloons.❞
❝Awww London-❞
*sniffles from congestion*
❝You don't have to go through all that work.❞
❝Sophiiiiie just answer me.❞
❝Alright then. Surprise me, love. ❞
❝And your favorite color is pink so I'll pick up the pink roses...❞
❝Londie, you seriously don't have to. I just need some re-❞
❝No, no. You're my other half. If anyone should be taking care of you, it should be me.❞
❝London, you're so cute. Stop making me swoon. I would totally kiss you if I weren't- ACHOO!...If I weren't sick. Bleh.❞
❝Don't worry, I'm working on the soup already. I'll just bring it over after I make a pit stop at the grocery store.❞
❝Can't guarantee I won't be asleep...but if I'm not, can I request something?❞
❝More meds?❞
❝Actually, I have quite a lot of meds already, but I'm in severe lack of...cuddles.❞
❝...❞
❝...❞
❝I'll make sure to pick up a facial mask on the way over.❞
