LOOKIE HERE MORE CRACK (I'm dead inside!!!)
In Walmart
Mike: *touching every children's toy so iT BLARES*
Jeremy: *inside a clothing rack* all around me are familiar faces.....
Vincent: *has his arm stuck in a blood pressure machine* helP ITS GOT ME
Fritz: *probably trying to stuff shit under his shirt*
Scott: *taping Billy Mayes' face to every barcode in the store*
You: I wonder if that shelf is strong enough to hold me???
In a Pet Shop
Mike: Is this poisonous?? If so can I touch it????
Jeremy: omfG LOOK AT THE DOGOS
Vincent: *has gotten pinched by a hermit crab and is lowkey sobbing*
Fritz: lol look how stupid they are *making the cats run into the glass*
Scott: *has grabbed a fish out of a tank* I'll saVE YOU
You: *has stuffed a bunny in your bra* what do you mean I'm stealing merchandise??
At a Daycare
Mike: *is lowkey a child magnet and haTES IT*
Jeremy: *is literally the mom of the group, but cries whenever a child cries*
Vincent: I bet you can't stuff that entire pencil up your nose
Fritz: *literally picks up children by their feet* what??? Isn't this the proper way to handle children????
Scott: stop running you littLE FUCKER
You: *sobbing in a corner*
On a Rollercoaster
Mike: *acting tough but is actually screaming on the inside*
Jeremy: *girlish screaming and literally crushing Mike's hand*
Vincent: *has already puked all over Mike behind him*
Fritz: I wonder what would happen if I removed the bar???
Scott: I hope this kills me
You: *dabbing every time you see someone looking up at you*
In a Serious Meeting
Mike: *building a tower out of expo markers*
Jeremy: : *listening because he a good bean*
Vincent: *making faces at you*
Fritz: *sneaking snacks beneath the table along with some loud crunching at times*
Scott: *almost falls asleep with his elbow on the table and head in his hand until Mike pushes his arm and makes him slam into the table*
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Vincent x Reader (Cute New Night Guard)
FanfictionNeeding a job to move out your parents house, you took up the night shift for the famous Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria. A place for grownups and kids alike. Little did you know.......this 'kid-friendly' place was much more sinister at night. Will you be...