Aphmau Boyfriend Scenarios

The Pick~Up~Line he Loves to Tell You

Gene~

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Dante~

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice-! *gets slapped*

Laurence~

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Travis~

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet- *gets slapped*

Vylad~

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

Zane~

I-I um, thought happiness started with a-an H. Why does m-mine start with U...?

Aaron~

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

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