Scott: I hate mY JOB
You: CUT!!
BLOOPPP!
Vincent: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
BLOOOPP!
Mike: I'm their last hope...
Jeremy: we believe in you Mike!
Fritz: do it for the greater good!
Vincent: we've got your back!
Mike: *walks towards the approaching animatronics*
Mike: listen up fucke- *trips*
Jeremy: *snorts*
You: MMMM WHATCHA SAAAAYYY
Fritz: MMMM THAT YA ONLY MEANT WEEEELLLL WELL OF COURSE YA DID
Mike: fuC-
BLOOOPP!
You: *filming a scene*
Mike: Welcome to Freddy's!
Vincent: *walks through, oblivious to the filming* man I've got a wedgie *pulls at his pants*
You: I am diSGUSTED-
BLOOPP!
Jeremy: Freddy is down the hallway.......
Mike: *glances over*
Jeremy: uuuuhhhhh *nervous sweating*
Fritz: *behind the camera making mouth gestures*
Jeremy: THE SUN WILL COME OUT!!! TOMORROW!
Vincent: oh mY GOSH
Mike: *snorting*
Jeremy: I forgot my line *shy smile*
BLOOP!
Camera: *zooms in on Mike*
Vincent: any words from one of our actors??
Mike: well I-
Jeremy: *slides in* the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage-
Fritz: stoP WE'RE GOING TO GET COPYRIGHTED
Vincent: can we just go one day without a meme
BLOOP
Mike: Jeremy! We have to go!! It's our only chance
Jeremy: but they will surely catch us if we do
Mike: *looks at camera like he is in The Office*
You: what the hell is he-
Jeremy: GOTTA BLAST *naruto runs down the hall*
Vincent: GUYS COME ON GET YOURSELF TOGETHER YOU FUCK-
BLOOP
Mike: *yelling a Jeremy for a scene*
Jeremy: *trying not to laugh because Mike's wig has its tag sticking out*
Mike: We need to- *hairpiece falls off*
Jeremy: HAHAHHA
Vincent: you dropped something man *picks it up*
Mike: could you get out of my hair??? *chuckle*
You: NO PUNS ARE ALLOWED ON SET
BLOOP!
Vincent: what if cameras are just a way for the government to watch us
Vincent: what if we aren't filming a movie but just entertaining officials like puppets
Vincent: what if we're being watched right now
Vincent: what if we aren't eveN REAL!?
Mike: dude I just had an existential crisis this morning so stop
Jeremy: *laying in the floor in a puddle of his tears*
Vincent: *rocking back and forth*
You: am I the only professional one here
Sorry if this is bad, I intended to write an actual chapter tonight but I hit a writers block and currently feel like shit. I'm used to being replaced and a third wheel so I should be back on track tomorrow, just let me sleep it off.....
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