Why am i like this?? (Crack!)

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Scott: I hate mY JOB

You: CUT!!

BLOOPPP!

Vincent: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS

BLOOOPP!

Mike: I'm their last hope...

Jeremy: we believe in you Mike!

Fritz: do it for the greater good!

Vincent: we've got your back!

Mike: *walks towards the approaching animatronics*

Mike: listen up fucke- *trips*

Jeremy: *snorts*

You: MMMM WHATCHA SAAAAYYY

Fritz: MMMM THAT YA ONLY MEANT WEEEELLLL WELL OF COURSE YA DID

Mike: fuC-

BLOOOPP!

You: *filming a scene*

Mike: Welcome to Freddy's!

Vincent: *walks through, oblivious to the filming* man I've got a wedgie *pulls at his pants*

You: I am diSGUSTED-

BLOOPP!

Jeremy: Freddy is down the hallway.......

Mike: *glances over*

Jeremy: uuuuhhhhh *nervous sweating*

Fritz: *behind the camera making mouth gestures*

Jeremy: THE SUN WILL COME OUT!!! TOMORROW!

Vincent: oh mY GOSH

Mike: *snorting*

Jeremy: I forgot my line *shy smile*

BLOOP!

Camera: *zooms in on Mike*

Vincent: any words from one of our actors??

Mike: well I-

Jeremy: *slides in* the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage-

Fritz: stoP WE'RE GOING TO GET COPYRIGHTED

Vincent: can we just go one day without a meme

BLOOP

Mike: Jeremy! We have to go!! It's our only chance

Jeremy: but they will surely catch us if we do

Mike: *looks at camera like he is in The Office*

You: what the hell is he-

Jeremy: GOTTA BLAST *naruto runs down the hall*

Vincent: GUYS COME ON GET YOURSELF TOGETHER YOU FUCK-

BLOOP

Mike: *yelling a Jeremy for a scene*

Jeremy: *trying not to laugh because Mike's wig has its tag sticking out*

Mike: We need to- *hairpiece falls off*

Jeremy: HAHAHHA

Vincent: you dropped something man *picks it up*

Mike: could you get out of my hair??? *chuckle*

You: NO PUNS ARE ALLOWED ON SET

BLOOP!

Vincent: what if cameras are just a way for the government to watch us

Vincent: what if we aren't filming a movie but just entertaining officials like puppets

Vincent: what if we're being watched right now

Vincent: what if we aren't eveN REAL!?

Mike: dude I just had an existential crisis this morning so stop

Jeremy: *laying in the floor in a puddle of his tears*

Vincent: *rocking back and forth*

You: am I the only professional one here


Sorry if this is bad, I intended to write an actual chapter tonight but I hit a writers block and currently feel like shit. I'm used to being replaced and a third wheel so I should be back on track tomorrow, just let me sleep it off.....

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