32) Vacations

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Scout

California
•He won't stop singing California Gurls
•"California girls we're unforgettable, daisy dukes biki- OW!!!"
•Going out to the beach or pool parties, dancing the night away by the foam machines
•You both meet a ton of people and make so many memories and friends
•Getting a beautiful tan and getting crazy blow up tubes like flamingoes, donuts or diamond rings

Pyro

Disney land
•He's so happy that he can't stop giggling and clapping his hands
•Goes on all the rides and can't stop laughing
•Almost cries when he meets the princesses and hugs each and every one of them
•Got upset when Gaston started 'hitting on you'
•You had to assure him it was only method acting and had to give him a mickey mouse hat
•He liek hat
•Pyro also lets little kids get in line before him on purpose, or get dolls for them in high places, and basically helps out people in minor trouble because everyone deserves to have a great time here!

Soldier

Caves
•Soldier says he wants to show you something
•"No I don't want to see your collections of heads-"
•He drags you to what you think will end up being some collection of raccoon droppings
•Actually it's secret caves
•You know, with giant crevaces and waterfalls and giant lakes
•You both spend the summer spelunking

Demoman

Your home country
•You were surprised at his request, but smiled as he practically begged to go
•Happily gets onto the plane propping up a book about said country, ready to read all about it before he gets there
•Falls asleep in 5 minutes
•Can't stop marveling the sights when you get there, pointing at each and every sign and buildings
•Tries traditional dishes
•Gets food poisoning-
•Still has a good time but will lay low on food for a while

Heavy

Cold places
•"Hey Misha, where do you want to g-"
•"NO HEAT-"
•You litterally go on a tour of the coldest places in the summer
•Shops, The beach, cafés, ice cream museums, aquariums, ice rinks, and ice sculpture shows.
•You stumble upon Spy feeding a penguin
•You both can't believe this guy
•You all stay at Spy's penguin farm for the rest of the summer

Engineer

Hawaii
•Dell has a set of tacky Hawaiian shirts
•You're convinced he was ready for this trip before you even met
•Going to beaches and coffee farms to get some really well brewed coffee
•Swimming at the beach, and early morning/nightly strolls at the sandy shores hand in hand
•He'll surprise you with a flower necklace and will serenade you with that ukelele you gave him before
•Deep kisses by the sea
•Taking a hula dance class together
•Injured his back
•Please don't make him dance again

Sniper

Hollywood
•He tried to take you on another camping trip
•You complained about that most of your dates are outdoors
•He tries to argue back but realizes you're right
•Begrudgingly he agrees to go out towards civilization for your vacation
•When he gets there he wrinkles his nose at all the people and the hustle and bustle of the city
•But when you start dragging him to all sorts of exotic cuisine and strange shows, he starts to lighten up.
•You go on a tour bus where you get to see the houses of celebrities, and you got to see the gates of your favorite celeb
•He offers to sneak off the bus and get a closer look
•He snipes the celeb with a tranqulizer so you can get a closer look without causing a scene

Medic

France
•Jospeh took a DNA test for Archimedes
•He found out that he's 86% french
•The other 14% was a mix of British, Russian, Jewish and a bit of hispanic
•So you're going to France
•You both end up in Provence
•Surrounded by endless fields of lavender and honey, you both enjoy the wine residing in white cottages with traditional dishes
•You found Archimede's cousin
•The two doves do not get along together due to the lack of proper communication and misinterpreted gestures one may encounter in cross cultural sitiuations, and the two end up quite upset with each other but politely keep it to themselves

Spy

NYC
•You both brave the streets of the city
•He loves to go shopping for your clothes, and will buy you everything because you're his angel
•He bought you a 'I ♥ NYC' as a joke
•But you actually wore it outside and he's mortified
•Laurent takes you out to broadway and you both watch at least 3 musicals each week
•You practically memorized 5th avenue now
•Your bags are filled with Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Channel, McM, MAC and all sorts expensive clothes, jewls or cosmetics from crazy brands

CBS

Las Vegas
•Wants to go gambling but you stop him
•He convinces you to try
•But it turns out you're really good at this
•The tables have turned and he has to drag you out
•You both go see some awesome shows
•He got you back stage and you petted those white tigers
•Going to indoor amusement parks
•Also all kinds of buffets
•Kissing at a firework show

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