Avengers in a Chatroom!

Epilogue

[Tony is online]

[Steve is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Thor is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

[Loki is online]

Steve: ...hello? Does anyone use this anymore?

Tony: Yeah. Hey Cap. Haven't seen you in like...what? Five dick holes?

Steve: ...how exactly do you measure time, Tony?

Tony: Time isn't real, ya Boy Scout.

Natasha: Now boys lets not be fighting now, on our reunion. 

Tony: Well if it isn't the queen of catsuits herself!

Clint: Back off, Stark.

Steve: Protective as ever I see.

Bruce: Are we really back? I've been taking a five year long nap. 

Tony: I was wondering why you haven't been taking my calls. What the fuck Bruce?

Bruce: It was that or the destruction of the world by green monster.

Loki: I would honestly prefer the latter.

Thor: BROTHER I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO TURN THE SHOUTING BUTTON OFF

Loki: Oh GOD, brother please you're embarrassing me *blushes*

Tony: Loki what the hell?

Natasha: Can someone tell me what we're all doing here:?

Tony: Steve wanted to relive the old memories of our adventures. Like a crotchety old pickle.

Steve: I...why. Why are you like this?

Tony: ;)

Loki: Haha hey remember when I was your adversary?

Bruce: Haha yeah we really hated you

Clint: Yup

Natasha: Without a doubt

Tony: Totally

Steve: Completely and fully

Thor: YES

Loki: >:(

Steve: Remember when we thought Tony had died? 

Bruce: Or the poptarts?

Natasha: The weddings?

Thor: SLENDERMAN?

Everyone: *shudders*

Tony: Well...we did good didn't we guys? 

Steve: We've done a lot of...shit.

Tony: :OOOO 

Clint: CAPTAIN AMERICA CURSING?

Natasha: Oh my!

Loki: The humanity!

Steve: I hate all of you. 

Bruce: ...so what now?

[Fury is online]

Fury: AVENGERS Y'ALL NEED TO MOTHERFUCKIN ASSEMBLE. THERES A WAR COMING. YOU COULD SAY A LONG ASS WAR. YOU COULD EVEN SAY IT COULD GO ON FOR INFINITY. BUT THE WORLD AND NOW THE FUCKIN GALAXY NEEDS YOUR SPANDEX ASSES ONCE A-FUCKIN-GAIN. 

Tony: What do ya say gang?

Steve: I'm in, always.

Natasha: I'm sure Clint and I could save you all one more time. 

Thor: LET US BATTLE ALONGSIDE OUR FRIENDS BROTHER!!

Loki: I suppose I could help.

Bruce: Yep.

Tony: Alright then...AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Hey guys! Been a while right? Well I just wanted to let you know that I am done with this story. It is officially completed *off key celebratory kazoo*. I wanted to let you all know that I am working on another project though! It's podcast about five robots in space having to undergo adventures and love and loss. It's called LEARN. If you want to follow me and be kept updated on this new project, follow learn10 on Tumblr. We already have our teaser out so take a listen!

Thank you so much for all the support given and I look foreword to any of you guys following me on my next adventure!

Fairfarren all~