Lol I only did this for the sake of this AWESOME JOKE I made for tony! So enjoy!
[Avengers are online]
[Loki is online]
[Fury is online]
[Hill is online]
Tony: I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN WEEKS.
Clint: My sex life is great
Natasha: Here here!
Bruce: :/
Steve: Sex is fondue right?
Loki: My needs are satisfied...
Fury: I'm happy here!
Hill: Oh you are FURY-ous in bed
Tony: Ugh...I'm going to be sick. Say Hill? Can I go inside your hobbit hole cuz u fine...
Fury: If you keep flirting with her Stark I will choke you so hard you won't remember the childhood you never had bitch
Tony: SORRY!!! I'm sexually frustrated...
Natasha: Lolololol I'm watching Iron Man 2 when that Russian guy almost kicked your ass Tony.
Clint: Yeah! Like when he slammed down his electric tentacle thingy right over your crotch I swear I could see your life flash before your eyes!
Bruce: Don't you mean his sex life?
Steve: What's the difference?
Tony: GUYS!! Can you babysit Scarlett so Pepper and I can have an enormous amount of sex tonight?
Natasha: er...okay...?
Tony: THANKS!!! Now I'm gonna go put the lube on!
Bruce: alright tony....just don't go near any candles because your body is pretty much 90% alcohol already.
Tony: Ugh thanks dad
[Tony has logged off]
Fury: this conversation is stupid. Let's go Maria
[Fury has logged off]
[Hill has logged off]
Natasha: so....wanna hear a secret about Loki?
Clint: OMG YES!
Bruce: Story time!
Steve: Um yeah!
Thor: YAY!!
Loki: I hate you all
Natasha: So I was reading Norse god mythology and I found a story about Loki!
Loki: what the hell did you find she-devil
Natasha: just answer yes or no. Loki, did you really ever have sex with a horse then have a baby horse with 8 legs?
Thor: BROTHER!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! WE DO NOT PUT OUR PEE-PEES INSIDE A HORSE!
Loki: When have we ever talked about this?!?!
Natasha: Answer the question bitch!
Loki: ......maybe
Clint: I assume yes!
Bruce: Loki wtf?
Loki: grrrr...
Steve: ....so what now?
Bruce: ....we could make clever Valentines day sayings for the Avengers!
Natasha: Oh! I'll go first! Um...."I Promise I Won't Eat You After!"
Clint: lol there are nooo promises when it come to you and sex....oh! Mine is, "Touch My Shaft!"
Bruce: "HULK HORNY!"
Steve: "Be My Lady Liberty!"
Thor: "MY HAMMER REPRESENTS MY PENIS!"
Loki: ohhhh I'm reporting all of you!
Steve: NOO LOKI!! IT WILL SHOW UP ON MY PERMANENT RECORD!
[Fury is online]
Fury: YOU ARE ALL ACTING LIKE DAMN FOOLS! GET TO YOUR ROOMS NOW!
Steve: yessir!
[Steve has logged off]
Thor: I shall go to my room in shame
[Thor has logged off]
Clint: Wanna come to my room Nat?
Natasha: I'm already here
Clint: Oh, didn't notice you up on the ceiling
[Natasha has logged off]
[Clint has logged off]
Bruce: You soo cannot tell me what to do! I'm a grown man!
Fury: one...
Bruce: oh don't even try that! It won't even-
Fury: two...
Bruce: OKAY OKAY IM GOING JUST DON'T SAY THREE PLEASE!!!!!
[Bruce has logged off]
Fury: it's fun being angry all the time :3
[Fury has logged off]
Okay sorry if I went a bit too far. I'm kinda in this weird mood. Anywho, comment please!
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