SURPRISE! Double update! This one is gonna be interesting....
[Tony is online]
[Bruce is online]
Tony: Okay...so are we really gonna do this?
Bruce: Well what else? We could watch TV or...create life. What did you want to do?
Tony: Well my little pony was on...
Bruce: *rolls eyes* Just hand me the thingy
Tony: Oh my god it's working!
Bruce: YES! My creation...IT'S ALIIIVE! IT'S ALIIVE!
Tony: Ew Bruce stop
Bruce: Sorry...now rise my creation!
[Poptart is online]
Tony: I can't believe you made a human poptart.
Bruce: This is probably my greatest achievement yet!
Tony: Can it speak?
Bruce: I don't know....hey uh Poptart?
Poptart: HUNGA DUNGA DERGA DUNGIN!
Tony: LOL IT SPEAKS STUPID!
Poptart: HERP DE DERP HUNGA DUNGA
Bruce: Damn it! I was hoping it would help with the lab fires but it's too stupid...
Tony: Well let's just make sure Thor
[Thor is online]
Tony: .....doesn't see
Thor: O.O
Poptart: O.O
Thor: Who...are you my lovely Godess?
Poptart: Ha durr durr...hurnga durnga!
Thor: You are the most exquisite creature I have ever seen! With blue berry skin with sparkles and cherry red hair...those gorgeous s'more colored eyes...you are beautiful
Poptart: HINGA DINGA DONGA DURGEN!
Thor: Oh please stop! You're embarrassing me!
Poptart: Durr durr...hamga damga....
Thor: *blushes* COME! I MUST TAKE YOU TO SEE ALL THE SITES IN THIS CITY!
Poptart: FLOKEEEEEEE!
[Thor has logged off]
[Poptart has logged off]
Bruce: .....did we just create a new couple?
Tony: Yes
Bruce: ....what have we done?
Tony: Only time will tell....
Bruce: ....why the hell did we do this in te first place
Tony: We were bored
[JARVIS is online]
JARVIS: S-s-s-sir....your l-l-l-limo is waiting for you *sniff sniff*
Tony: Woah JARVIS what's wrong?
JARVIS: Well you see Blender....SHE DIED! *starts to ball*
Bruce: Um what
JARVIS: I FOUND HER SMASHED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN THE RAIN!
Tony: She probably got hit by a truck
JARVIS: THIS IS MOST UPSETING!
Bruce: Maybe we can fix it...I mean her
Tony: *sighs* I guess...ugh this is so stupid
JARVIS: OH THANK YOU SIR! She is like the monitor to my screen...the connectors to my circuits...I feel like a lamp whenever I am around her because she turns me on!
Bruce: Bow chicka bow wow...
Tony: Yeah yeah just go clean my room or something
JARVIS: YES SIR!
[JARVIS has logged off]
Bruce: So are we rebuilding JARVIS' girlfriend?
Tony: Yup
Bruce: want to bet they are gonna have robot sex later
Tony: You're on
Bruce: .....do you want to watch?
Tony: HELLS yes
[Tony has logged off]
[Bruce has logged off]
I wanted to make it short but funny. Comment and review please!
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Avengers in a Chatroom!
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