Black Widow VS. Wonder Woman

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This can only lead to kicking, screaming, and lots of death threats...

[Natasha is online]

[Wonder Woman is online]

Natasha: so.....the famous Wonder Woman....her ledger as clean as snow...too bad we can't say that about your love life

Wonder Woman: The infamous Black Widow....I'm surprised at how Hawkeye love for you...seems almost as if you BRAIN WASHED HIM!

Natasha: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU?!? I love Clint! You on the other hand cod care LESS about Mr. Blue Tights! The only two reasons why you two are together is because of Darren and the fact that you both look like an awesome couple!

Wonder Woman: Not true!! We love each other very much!

Natasha: Oh yeah tell that to your wig hair!

Wonder Woman: OH THAT'S IT! I'm using my lasso of truth! *wraps Natasha up in lasso* Now tell me....what happened in BUDAPEST?!?

Natasha: WE. I. CANNOT. MUST. RESIST.

Natasha: NOOOOOO! *breaks out*

Wonder Woman: How did you-

Natasha: I WILL NEVER TELL ANYOOOONNNEEE!!! *kicks wig off*

Wonder Woman: Ahh! HEY!

Natasha: This is for being a jerk! *takes lasso and ties Wonder Woman up*

Wonder Woman: No stop! I'm starting to tell the-I like to pig out on Sundays when everyone is out

Natasha: This is for being a biotch! *hangs her upside down*

Wonder Woman: I demand you to-I wear a corset as my suit because I'm really fat-LET ME GO!

Natasha: And this is for everything else I can't name! Tell me your biggest secret!

Wonder Woman: Gah!

[Wonder Woman privately chats Natasha]

Natasha: ....woah really?

Wonder Woman: Yes! Now let me go!

Natasha: nope

[Natasha has logged off]

[Wonder Woman has logged off]

[Jessie is online]

[Darren is online]

Jessie: What do you think the secret is?

Darren: Idk...but your aunt is craaaaazzzyyy

Jessie: lol yeah...so should we get your mom down?

Darren: Eh, I'm sure she'll be fine. Hey, do you here yelling?

Jessie: Uh oh...I think I just heard a roar. The Hulk is in the HOUSE!

Darren: AWESOME! Okay so Avengers: 3 Justice League: 1 WOO IM PUMPED!

Jessie: Don't say that sweetie

Darren: okay...

[Jessie has logged off]

[Darren has logged off]

OMG WHAT IS WONDER WOMAN'S SECRET?!? I dot even know yet...I'll have to think about it...anyway....HULK WILL BE NEXT! Who will he be up against? Wait for the next chapie! Also comment and review!

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