Avengers in a Chatroom!

Babysitting Poptart Scarlet Mutherfuckin Stark

I got this idea from one of my other fan's story! Don't worry I got permission ;) Anyway, I know some of you are really super disappointed about the Clintasha wedding (I feel like a TV show writer sometimes D:) But DON'T WORRY!! Relationships have to go through some challenges to work sometimes!! Okay enjoy!

[Steve is online]

[Loki is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Tony is online]

Bruce: Relax tony we can handle it!

Tony: Banner this isn't rocket science! It's babysitting A CHILD!! It's not that easy

Loki: Oh don't worry, we'll take care of little Poptart

Tony: -_- Steve, tie Loki up in that chair

Loki: WHAT?

Steve: My pleasure...

Loki: I'm not gonna kill it!!

Tony: Suuuuurrreee

Bruce: We are not going to let Scarlet NEAR Loki!

Tony: Thanks you Bruce. Now you guys are sure you-

Steve: OMG JUST LEAVE

Tony: Alright geeze! You know for a new dad your kinda a crab...

Steve: o-e

Tony: lol Bye Scarlet! Daddy will be back after rebuilding the Titanic under the sea!

[Tony has logged off]

[Scarlet is online]

Scarlet: Hello gentlemen

Bruce: AHHH!

Steve: What the what?

Loki: O-O this is just weird

Scarlet: Ah I see that my rapid growth has startled you all

Bruce: This isn't possible. This defies all science....IT'S ALL A LIE!!!!

Steve: I don't understand! How did this even happen?!? Your only 10 months old!!!

Scarlet: Daddy accidentally left a video of Rocket Science for You! on instead of that other silly show Telatubies. I have to say they all acted very stupidly

Loki: Say Scarlet...do you know who I am?

Scarlet: The idiot who named me Poptart. Yes hello Loki

Loki: Well damn...

Steve: Do you uh...know me

Scarlet: Of course I do! Your my Uncle Steve! I remember you made me banana pancakes while reciting that old play you used to do when you knocked out Hitler in the end! I clapped and laughed when you finished!

Steve: I thought you just did that because you thought I was being silly...

Scarlet: No I understood everything you were doing.

Bruce: I guess you know me then!

Scarlet: Uncle Bruce!! Oh I love it when you make things levitate with your sciencey experiments and how funny it is when you flirt with that cute red head lab assistant!

Loki: Um excuse me?

Steve: Do you have a crush Banner?

Bruce: .....THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! We really should focus on how FREAKING WEIRD it is that Scarlet is actually talking!!!

Scarlet: Loki I would appreciate it if you didn't think about Janis naked

Loki: O-O

Steve: WHAT?!?

Bruce: Wait how did you even know that?!?!

Scarlet: I can read minds too.

Loki: I'm trying not to think about anything

Scarlet: You have some very disturbing thoughts Loki...

Bruce: What am I thinking?

Scarlet: How you want to tell my Daddy about this. By the way, don't.

Steve: Why? Wouldn't it be great to talk to your parents?

Scarlet: Oh sure but then I wouldn't be treated like a baby anymore and I do like being fed and having my diaper changed.

Bruce: Makes sense...

Loki: So we're just gonna have to keep this from the Stark's?

Steve: If that's what she wants...

Scarlet: Oh I think my diaper needs to be changed

Loki: I'm out, peace

[Loki has logged off]

Steve: ....rock paper scissors?

Bruce: Rock

Steve: Paper

Bruce: Scissors

Scarlet: SHOOT!

Steve: Paper!

Bruce: Siccors!

Steve: Oh dang it...

Bruce: Well this has been on of the weirdest afternoons of my life! See you guys later

[Bruce has logged off]

Scarlet: I would appreciate it if you would change it quickly Uncle Steve. I believe I have the illness called diarrhea

Steve: *shudders* c'mon Rogers...you fought Nazis...you can change a diaper.

[Scarlet has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

So um....I have no idea where I went with that. Comment please!