I can't believe I haven't thought of this before! Okay so it's been about a week and Tony is still in the hostpital because he broke his wrist at an attempt to escape. He can play Mario Kart though because...well he's Tony Stark. Also I'm dedicating this chapter to JustABro or Fieryo because in real life he is my friend and he just joined in here. If any of you guys likes Phantom of the Opera, he's writing something on it so you should go check it out. He's one of my best friends and an AWESOME writer. Okay enough of me! Enjoy!
[Tony is online]
[Steve is online]
[Bruce is online]
[Steve is online]
[Natasha is online]
[Clint is online]
[Thor is online]
[Loki is online]
Tony: Heyyyy Avengers! What's up?!
Bruce: hi tony! It's been real lonely here at the lab
Natasha: well I'm having the time of my life
Steve: yeah, it's like an annoying fly in my buzzed away
Tony: shut up! Okay so does everyone know Mario Kart?
Bruce: I've never played it but the logistics and dynamics seem easy to comprehend.
Natasha: I don't play video games but I'll try
Clint: Dude my favorite is Yoshi! He's like a freaking boss!
Thor: Asgaurd doesn't really have video games...
Loki: yeah and you don't really get entertainment in prison
Steve: ....uh
Tony: omg you guys are soooo lame! Alright hold the Wii remote so the A button is facing you on its side...no steve your other side. Thor....don't press any buttons
Bruce: okay...got it
Natasha: yeah
Clint: Ohhhh I'mmma beat you all!!
Tony: lol in your birdie DREAMS! Alright...which course first?
Steve: How 'bout and EASY one?
Clint: nooooo! Lets do something like Rainbow Road!!
Tony: Um clint, if we play that, I garuntee that Thor will smash his tv, steve will die a million times, and bruce will hulk out
Clint: sissies...
Tony: Okay let's begin!
Natasha: I choose...this squid thing!
Clint: Oh no Tasha honey pick Mario or something, btw its called a Blooper
Natasha: I. WANT. THE. SQUID. THING.
Clint: fine I pick Yoshi
Tony: I pick Mario cos he's the biggest boss of bosses in all of Bossville, Bossilania!
Bruce: um...I choose...toad
Thor: I SHALL CHOOSE TURTLE WITH SPIKES!
Tony: Um, Bowser?
Thor: A WORTHY NAME FOR A TURTLE WITH SPIKES
Steve: I like...this one!
Clint: .....Peach?
Tony: BABY Peach?
Steve: well it's a baby! That's cool right? Cute?
Bruce: sorry to break it to ya Steve, but that's really lame
Steve: but she has a carriage as a car!
Clint: No Steve, no
Tony: whatever lets just play. What course do you want?
Bruce: How about...this one!
Clint: COCONUT MALL!! Yes!
Natasha: alright lets go already!
Tony: JARVIS, monitor the game please, like an announcer
JARVIS: Yes sir. The race will begin in 3...2...1....GO! Mr. Stark is in the lead, followed closely behind by Mr. Barton. Trailing a little ways behind is Ms. Romanov and Dr. Banner. Master Thor trying to use lightning, but has failed. Captain Rogers has not moved.
Tony: LOL STEVE GET YOUR ASS IN THIS RACE!
Steve: HOW?!
Clint: press two sleeping beauty!
JARVIS: Ms. Romanov has used a red turtle shell on Mr. Barton. Mr. Barton is now in fourth place.
Clint: Ah what?!
Natasha: sorry sweetie ;)
JARVIS: Master Thor has used Bullet
Thor: I AM NOW A BULLET WITH ARMS AND EYES
JARVIS: Captain Rogers has sent a winged blue shell with spikes towards Mr. Stark. Mr. Stark is now in third place. Mrs. Barton is now in first place.
Natasha: Wait wait wait...did you just call me MRS. BARTON?
Bruce: omg Natasha even JARVIS ships you with Clint!
JARVIS: My apologizes. Here are the places. In first place we have Ms. Romanov. In second place, Dr. Banner. In third place we have Mr. Stark. In fourth place we have Mr. Barton. In seventh place we have Master Thor. And in twelve, Captian Rogers!
Steve: But I passed tony! And he's like in the WAYYY lead!
Bruce: You over lapped him dude
Steve: oh...
JARVIS: FINAL LAP! Ms. Romanov and Dr. Banner are neck and neck-oh but wait! Clint has used a mushroom to gain speed! Oh this is most exciting...
Tony: alright just calm your tits there JARVIS
JARVIS: Sorry sir. Anyway, Mr. Stark and Mr. Barton are trying to throw each other off. Both unsuccessful. Master Thor has tried to eat a hot dog image. He failed. Captain Rogers has just finished his first lap!
Steve: Yes!
JARVIS: It's gonna be a close one! Ms. Romanov...Dr. Banner...Ms. Romanov...Mr. Stark...Mr. Barton...it's...it's...
[Loki is online]
JARVIS: The winner is Master Loki!
Tony: WHAT THE $@!&?*
Natasha: NOOOO FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU
Clint: GOD DAMN IT LOKI GOD DAMN IT
Thor: BROOOOTHER!
Steve: Aw but I wasn't done...
Bruce: fgdthevrtbewfrtgdghftgtdgbrgcgexrgsgdhhgdgv
Loki: lol Loki'd ;D
Tony: I'm so pissed off right now! Im closin the chat do we can all kick Loki's ice giant ass!
[Everyone has left the Chatroom]
Hahaha wow I had a good time writing this! Comment please! Also...see that picture of a baby on the right side of the screen? Yes that adorable thing. If you can guess who's baby that is, the next chapter will be dedicated to you. The rules are, you have to be the first one to guess. The baby will be one of the people in this story. Don't ask me for hints, that will just annoy me and I will disqualify you. Okay got it? Now study that baby and comment who you think it is!
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Avengers in a Chatroom!
FanfictionWhat happens when all of the Avengers talk on a chat web site? Laughs, drama, fighting, evil laughter, and fun is in store!
