In the band (Kakuzu x Reader: modern)

17. Rigged

You coughed, choking on some hair. You pull it out of your mouth only to notice that its not yours. You look down and see Ella snuggled into your chest, gently snoring. You giggle and hug her close to you, enjoying her warmth. "Your awake", says a familiar voice. You look up and see Kakuzu sitting on the end of the bed, looking down at you with a gentle smile on his face. "Yeah what about it?", you giggle. "I knew it was a possibility that another guy would steal my girlfriend, but I never though that my sister would", he chuckled. "Yeah I'm sorry Kazu but your sister is mine now". I try to sit up but Ella snuggles into my chest. "You jelly?", you ask wiggling your eyebrows. He looks away with pink cheeks. You just giggle and pry the young girl from your body. You get up and sit on Kakuzu's lap, placing a kiss on his cheek. "By the way your phone has been going crazy since 7:30". "What time is it now?", you ask. "9". You sigh and go find your phone. You find it on the end of Kakuzu's bed, your eyes widen when you see how many notifications you have. Most of the messages are from Konan asking where the hell you are. You call her back.

K- Hello?
Y- Hey Konan its (Y/n)
K- BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Y- I'm at Kakuzu's
K- We've been trying to reach you forever
Y- Sorry I fell asleep next to his sister
K- Yeah I know I saw the picture
Y- Wait what picture!?
K- His Mom posted it last night, we've been talking about it for ages
Y- Are you kidding me
K- Well you better get over here or else you will miss out
Y- What will I miss?
K- We are going to rig the entire party so that we can hook people up
Y- OK like who?
K- Hinata and Naruto, Itachi and Kisame, Gaara and Sasori all of those guys
Y- Sounds like fun
K- Fuck yeah, it is going be hella fun
Y- Woooo can't wait
K- Pein said your ex is coming
Y- What why?!
K- They are cousins or something
Y- Fine I will just have to make him jealous
K- He should be, you just do what you gotta do
Y- K tanks girl
K- See ya in a bit, don't take too long
Y- I won't

Kakuzu came and sat next to you, wrapping his arms around your waist. "Who are you making jealous?", he asks. "Well Pein is friends with my Ex and so he will be at the party", I sigh. "We don't have to go if you don't want to". "No fuck'n way, I'm gonna make that ass hole so jealous he shits himself with um... jealousy". Kakuzu chuckles into your hair. "Sorry Kazu but I gotta get going, I need to get ready for the party". "What?! its ages away". "Yeah I know, try telling that to Konan". I get up and have a quick shower before getting Kakuzu to drop me off at Konan's house.

When I arrived I was attacked with hugs. "When you didn't reply we thought you had died or something!", Tenten worried. "No I knew she was fine, didn't you see the picture?", Konan said. The others shook their heads. Konan held up her phone where there was a picture of you asleep with Ella in your arms with the caption 'Love my daughter-in-law'. I blushed and pulled the phone from Konan, scrolling through the comments.

Sasori: Looks like your sisters getting more than you Kakuzu XD
Kakuzu: What ever, like you get anything
Tobi: Tobi thinks its funny when Kakuzu throws the shade
Sasori: Shut up brat
Kakuzu: No need to get defensive, just because lollypop head has more more brains then you doesn't give you the right to be mean
Kisame: Sasori just stop before you embarrass yourself
Sasori: What ever fish stick
Tobi: Tobi thinks if Kisame was a rapper his name should be Fish stix
Kakuzu: Well at least its more original then anything Sasori has ever come up with
Sasori: I will kill you
Kakuzu: Go and make out with your new boyfriend
Kisame: Oolala Sasori has a boyfriend
Sasori: Kisame its not like you don't
Kisame: What are you talking about?
Sasori: Keep blabbering and I will spread your man crush
Kisame: I'll shut up
Tobi: Tobi thinks that Sasori likes the new red haired boy Gerald
Kakuzu: Tobi his name is Gaara and I agree
Sasori: Who?
Kakuzu: G
Kakuzu: A
Kakuzu: A
Kakuzu: R
Kakuzu: A
Sasori: Yeah yeah I get it
Jodi: Aw cute Sasori has a boyfriend
Kakuzu: Even roasted by my mum
Jodi: Kakuzu get off Facebook now before I take your phone off you
Kakuzu: Yeah sure
Sasori: Shame
Jodi: Off you go Sasori, I will call your Grandmother if you don't stop
Sasori: Yeah alright