[24.5ID] well fxxk

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When you are taking a sh*t and there isn't toilet paper.

( can you tell I'm almost out of ideas )

BTS as your boyfriend

( also very short )
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Maknae Line

Jimin

You: jiminie~

Jimin: y/nnnn~

You: can you help me

Jimin: yes

You: Wow ok that was easy

Jimin: what do u need

You: toilet paper

Jimin: DONT WORRY IM COMING

You: wow I can hear u running from my penthouse

( A/n: you live in a penthouse near Jimins penthouse. Your penthouse and his are in the same building )

Jimin: I'm zoning

You: zoning?

Jimin: coming***^^*+*

You: I don't need to hurry

Jimin: YAAAAAH UR KNIGHT AND SHINING ARMOR IS COMING~~~

You: the toilet paper is in the Landry room

Jimin: coming~ unlock the door to the restroom for me

You: okk~

Taehyung

You: tae~

Tae: ello jagi-ah~

You: code poop

Tae: IM COMING

( you and Tae have codes for situations like this )

Jungkook

You: SHIT

Jungkook: WHAT HAPPENED

You: there's no toilet paper

Jungkook: COMING

* he comes in with what looks to me 69 toilet paper rolls and then dropped them all on the floor in front of u and then he yells "KOOK OUT" and does a V sign and then walks out and close the door *

( extra Jungkook is my favorite Jungkook )

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