Payb Takes Book 3

The Critic

June 12, 11pm:

R: *arrives at their condominium unit* Love, andito na ako.

M: *calls to R* Kitchen, Love.

R: *goes to the kitchen* Hello, Love. *beams, walks towards M to give her a kiss*

M: *steps back, grimaces* Ugh! What are you wearing? Don't tell me, yan ang suot mo sa event.

R: Ito nga. Bad trip nga eh hindi naman dapat ito.

M: I know. What happened to the barong suit you showed me? Yun okay ako dun.

R: *sighs* Ewan ko ba. Wala naman akong magawa. Wala din naman akong dala. Alangan namang mag-Tshirt lang ako dun.

M: Hay naku hindi ka na naman siguro nag-reklamo. Mas maganda pa nga sigurong nag-Tshirt ka, kahit nag-sando o nag-hubad ka na lang.

R: Huy! Hubad talaga? Ayaw ko. For your eyes only lang to. *covers his chest*

M: *frowns as she stares at his barong one more time* Yish! Naiirita talaga ako. Ano ba yan? Pinapapapangit ka ata nila eh masyado ka kasing gwapo.

R: So gwapo ako? *grins*

M: Oo! Alam mo naman eh. Kunwari ka pa. Pwede ba hubarin mo na yan. Bakit mo pa kasi inuwi yan dito sa bahay natin? Naalibadbaran ako. May biyak pa sa likod! Ano ba yan?! Isama kita sa mga Quando Quando eh. *rolls eyes*

R: *chuckles* Ang cute mo talaga mainis, Love. Cute cute... *pinches M's cheek and puckers up to kiss her*

M: Iiieeeh... *shrugs R away* Wag mo nga akong nilalandi ng suot yan. Nakakainis. Hubad.

R: Lalandiin mo na ba ako pag hinubad ko to? *smirks, kilay language*

M: Tigilan mo ako, Faulkerson. *glares at R* HUBAD!

R: Yes, Ma'am Mrs. Faulkerson Ma'am. *starts unbuttoning his shirt*

M: Ang tagal namaaaan... Nakakairita. *walks over to R and starts irritatedly pulling on the buttons*

R: Love, dahan-dahan naman. Baka masira. Ang mahal ng bayad dito. Mamahalin yung designer tsaka Ilocano inspired modern Filipiñana yan.

M: At talagang nag-abogado ka pa ha? I don't care kung mahal kung talagang inspired ng kung ano to eh di sana ginandahan. *sighs and lets go of R*

R: Grabe siya maka-bash oh.

M: Talaga. Pasalamat ka wala ako sa Twitter ngayon kundi iba-bash talaga kita.

R: Ako talaga? Di naman ako namili nito.

M: Ikaw talaga dahil hindi mo naman masusuot yan kung di ka pumayag. Masyado kang mabait. Nakakainis.

R: Ang sungit ng misis ko ngayon ah. Ano bang problema?

M: Yan. Yang suot mo ang problema.

R: Yung totoo?

M: Basta. Nakakainis ang kabaitan mo. Minsan pag di na tama, umalma ka. Nagmumukha kang kawawa. Ayokong kinakawawa ka. Hindi mo deserve yun. Gusto ko sila awayin lahat. *pouts*

R: *sighs, undoes the last button and takes off his barong* Ayan. Okay na. Nahubad ko na. Halika nga dito. *wraps an arm over her shoulders and another around her waist and pulls her in for a tight hug* Okay na. Wag ka nang mag-alala sa akin. Kahit kailan hindi ako kawawa kasi may super ganda, super bait, super lambing, super smart at sobrang mahal na mahal ako na misis. *kisses her temple* Thank you din coz you always look out for me. You are my biggest fan and greatest critic and I love you for being both.

M: *looks up at R, stares at him lovingly and caresses his cheek* I love you, asawa ko.

R: *smiles, gently strokes her jaw with his thumb then traces her lower lip with it* I love you more, misis ko. *inches his face closer to her until their lips touch to share a passionate kiss*

M: *whispers on his lips* Okay. Pwede na, Love.

R: *presses another kiss on her lips, speaks with their lips still touching* Anong pwede na, Love?

M: *smirks* Pwede mo na akong landiin sa kwarto.

R: *grins* Let's go! *sweeps M up from the floor and hurriedly carries her to the bedroom* 💛🍃

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