Meri phuppo ki beti

chapter 2

Sheroze's POV :

So I gotta cover my nose in every ten minutes cuz that smell is
unbearable, All the cars mostly bikes are moving too close to our car. Whenever​ a vehicle comes close to us I'm Like Bismillah Bismillah! . Not to mention people traveling on the roof of mini bus and fat ladies on the bikes with a sleeping baby on her lap, seems like there are more homeless person than the ones living in their homes and man there's an extremely large amount of beggers . In short welcome to Pakistan!

I asked the driver about how far is the house . To my luck we are halfway there . So I was about to stay at phopos house cause she's the only relative who lives in Karachi and obviously Asif had to get MARRIED here.

So an aged woman opened the door. For a moment I was deeply concerned about my phuppo because I remember her being all pretty and young. She ushered me in then my adorable phopos came along. She engulfed me in a bear hug saying,

"Oh Allah look at you! You're so grown up Masha Allah and what is this? Where are your cheeks? Does Rubina feeds you or is there no food left in UK?" She asked still goo-chii-goo-chii-gooing me.

"Phopo! I missed you so much and I'm not weak I just got handsome!" I replied with a smirk

Phopo laughed and kissed my forehead then told me to go inside already.

The house was simple yet beautiful it has four rooms and a big lounge.
Phopo showed me my room which was on the top floor.
"Listen electricity would not be available at five o'clock every evening but no need to worry we have generator" informed phopo,I groaned .

I entered my room which was good I really don't care about the room,it's furniture,paint blah blah,I placed my suitcase on the bed and started unpacking it
After taking a quick nap I took a bath and wore my black tees with blue jeans,brushed my hair with my routine pattern and headed downstairs.

Phopo had the table all ready with fancy plates,biryani,kebabs and cold drink I was very hungry atm , normally I do not eat very much but after a hectic journey from UK to Pakistan it's my right to eat as much as I want !

"Come beta the food is getting cold" said phopo

I was ready to eat food and said Bismillah when a girl in her Pajamas came and sat, she had long straight hairs which were kinda messy and a really pretty face but also a bit like jinga lala hoo hoo. She looked at me and made a funny face.

"Say Salam, this is shazzy" said phopo to her.

"Assalam o Alaikum, shasshhyy" with an eye roll.

I must say Im looking forward to tease her already. Cause I can't go on without messing with girls with attitude and thinking they're Miss Perfect.

"Walikum Assalam" I replied without even making eye contact.

" Hoor manners! " Phopo scolded playfully

So her name's hooorrrr more like hooorific lol . I know she was expecting an annoyed reply but I gotta keep things simple and the way I ignored her I kinda backfired and I feel victorious.

" Hoor pass some kebabs to him see how empty is his plate he has reduced to skeleton there " phopo said

Hoorain's POV :

Ammi told me to pass him some kebabs he has already eaten alot and she says his plate his empty .

" Oh please take more kebabs , although you have eaten half of them " I said to him with a smirk

"No I don't wanna eat more " he replied

He is so full of attitude . He doesn't even know how to talk properly .well I don't care how ​he is ! It's not like I'm dying to talk to him

After having my food I did the dishes then went to my room . I'm getting bored staying in house I wish this semester breaks gets over already .

I dialed my best friend's number also who happens to be my only friend .

" Heya Anum ! Assalam o alaikum , wassup ? "

" Walikum Assalam Hoorie , yaar just rotting with boredom in house . Ammi is not letting me get away from house chores." Anum replied

" Yaar same here and now that SHAZZY has also came so mum is literally jumping in joy "

" Oh yeah how is your cousin ? Is he good looking ? " She asked in a teasing tone

" Hahah he and handsome hahah he is more like a chimpanzee . I hate him urghh ."

" Hahah right "

"Okay Anum I'm going now talk to u later Allah Hafiz "

With that I ended the call . After that I watched few episodes of teen wolf and the rest of the day went boring.

I dont even know when mom came in my room cause I saw her when I was laughing at a meme and fell back in bed to see her giving me the EYE. She Staryed her lectures about how girls should keep their rooms clean and closets arranged and not to mention that a proper lady doesn't stays in pajamas the whole day.

Im kinda used to it because its my routine lecture, sometimes I get worried if mom doesn't lectures me or scolds me or gives me the death glare aka the EYE. [Drum rolls]

So yeah, I took a shower and changed into a pair of another pajamas. Now I did change as mom said, she didn't mention what to wear right?

As I went to the lawn mom and Mr.Know-It-All were having tea with my favourite biscuits, the ones with liquid cholcolate in the centre, they're called chocolatto anyways.... I guess he's gonna finish all our food and we'll have to starve to death, considering he's soooo thin wonder where all of it goes. ?. MAYBE he's an Alien.

"What are you doing there standing and lost in thoughts? Come sit with us" called mom gesturing to the empty seat beside her.

"So she thinks too? Thats an achievement." Said Shassshhy Passhy popopopo totally ignoring me, I mean he's commenting about me and doesn't even makes eye contact. Urgh he's pathetic.

I sat there crossed my arms and told mom that:

"Aliens really do visit earth, Now thats an achievement" And yeah I didn't make eye contact either. Swag babay!

"Phopo, Is it only the monkey that copies? " asked Shehroz to mom in a real serious tone.

Okay what is his problem? Bonga.

Mom laughed and said:

"okay you guys enough already, It reminds me of the way you  guys used to fight when you were kids, Once Shazzy buried hoors doll and hoor told everyone at school that shazzy was adopted. Allah that was mean. And once..."

"Mom this is so embarrassing " I interrupted so she can stop with that.

He gave a half smile to mom, And thats when I noticed that this Alien has a killer smile with an Oh-So-Cute Dimple!!!!!

Oh boy.....

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Assalam o alaikum 😃
Surprise ! I updated . Thanks to all who read my book and voted it . I also did read the comments I was feeling so happy after reading it . Thanks  to all for appreciating my book 😘😘😘
And yeah I have used some Pakistani words so I'll mention it in authors note .
Bonga = idiot
Yaar = dude