I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A Special Naruto FanFic] Book 1

So much confusion!

Your probably thinking, 'But Lian! How does it move! GHOSTS?!'

Now, don't panic.

You know the kid I'm looking after, Abbie, yes?

She plays the instrument.

Piecing the puzzle together and what to you get?

A pre-school kid playing the bugle right in your ear, waking you up extra early in the morning and won't stop playing.

Oh.

Joy.

"Lian! I'm sorry!"

I just sat in the corner eating my bread with arms crossed over my chest.

"She's fine, just give her some time." Naruto said while eating at the table with everyone else.

"Lian, why are you sitting there?" Rythian asked and I blushed.

Damn them abs...

.....yeah, he's shirtless, Lady Tsunade had to deal with a wound on his chest.

Thankfully it's all bandaged up now.

"Hey! You keep out of this!" Naruto said narrowing his eyes on him.

"What did I do?"

"You let Lian use you as a pillow!" Naruto yelled, pointing a finger at him. "Believe it!"

"I used you as a pillow!" I called

"Yeah but I'm your big brother! You're not...." Naruto finished arms crossed over his chest.

"I'm going out for a walk..." I sighed opening the window.

"Don't go too far, we'll be leaving soon." Grandma Tsunade said.

"Okay." nodding, I jumped out of the window and towards the trees.

I don't know why I came out here...

I just wanna get away from everything to be honest...

Everything has been stressing me out!

I mean, first, we have to find a new Hokage!

Then I had to go and save Naruto's sorry ass!

Then I find out that Sasuke's brother plays for the other team!

Then Fidoshi had to go and fight Dai and stuff, I still don't know where he is...

Then I find Rythian lying out on my doorstep half dead!

And I finally get woken up with a little kid playing an instrument!

Seriously, that's a lot of build up!

I draw an 'X' on the tree and take five steps away from it.

Target practice.

- - - - - - - - - -

"I think that's enough." I smile looking at the scatter of kunia knifes everywhere.

Going around finding them all is gonna be such a drag.....

Dear god.....

I sound like Shikamaru?!

Not again!!

"Three sets...six....nine....where are them last few?" I mutter to myself.

Look here, kunia knifes have gotten really expensive lately and me? I'm a Genin.

I get paid not a lot!

After finding my last few I head back in through the window and - not again.