I apparate John to the jail that Mark David Chapman is in. We've decided to just play a dirty prank on the guy. I have no idea if John forgave him or not. I would imagine that being very hard. But this is just a nice way of getting innocent revenge.
Rianna: So John, are you gonna paint yourself white or what?
John: I was just thinking that you could make me transparent or something and I could go through the jail bars and scare the crap outa the guy.
Rianna: Alright, sounds easy enough. *poofs John into a transparent John* Ok you are see through. *Puts hand through John's stomach* Eww grody, it got all cold, that's sick!
John: Haha, this is so cool. *Floats over to the jail cell moaning*
Rianna: *Following him*
John: *goes through the bars* THIS IS THE GHOST OF JOHN LENNON OHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dude in the cell: Hey man, you got the wrong cell brotha, the Chapman dude is ovah there, man dude brotha. *Points to cell across from his*
Rianna: *face palm*
John: *goes to the RIGHT cell* This is the ghost of John Lennon! The man you killed... remember!
Chapman: *shudders in the corner* Wha- what do yo- you want from m- me- me?
John: I WANT YOUR SOUUUUUUUL!
Chapman: *screams bloody murder as John comes up to him and puts his hand through his chest* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
John: *pulls his hand out laughing* Haha, I don't want your soul man.
Chapman: Then wha- what do you want?
John: *in a scary voice* I WANT A SUBWAY SANDWICH!!!! GIVE IT TO ME... NOOOOOOW!
Chapman: Bu- but I don't have a Subway sandwich.
John: Then give me an apology then.
Chapman: I'm sorry, John.
John: SORRY FOR WHAT!?!?
Chapman: For- for killing you.
John: And WHY did you do it?
Chapman: I wanted to acquire your fame.
John: And how did that work out for you?
Chapman: ....It didn't.
John: That's what i thought. And would you ever do it again?
Chapman: No.
John: So you learnt your lesson.
Chapman: Uh... ye- yes. Yes I have.
John: Oh that's good. *Starts heading towards the door*
Chapman: *looks hopeful* Are you going to release me?!?!
John: Ha NO. You're gonna rot in this cell. *John goes over to Rianna about to apparate* Ta ta.
*We apparate back to where everyone else is.*
Paul: Sooo, how'd it go?
John: *Laughing his arse off* Really well.
Ringo: Sounds like it.
George: Geez, what did you guys do?
Paul: Whoah, dirty thoughts George!
George. I know, I know.
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Awesomeness, Wizard Style
FanfictionThe sequel to Awesomness, Pirate Style. Made with a bunch of different people. Pretty freaking awesome any way you slice it. Just read it.
