P.S - I'm Not Your Barbie

Oopsie! I Didn't Mean Too.... Yes I did (ch.4)

I turn to Jesse and see that his stupid little smirk is still placed on his hot, WAIT! Hold up, let's rewind, what in the world did I just say? Did the word HOT just come up in my thoughts?!?!?!? No, correction, his ugly face! Yes that is what I meant to think, definitely ugly.

I notice that everybody is staring at me waiting for my reaction, "Sure, follow me Jesse."

 Ow! Mother just pinched me! I look over to her and I grimace for a millisecond, but I smile once again when Jesse's parents look at me questioningly. We can't let my beautiful little plan not fall through, that would a disaster!

Focus Jess! Now is not the time to get distracted! You must make sure that everything goes according to plan. Oh, look Jesse is talking to me... "Okay?" He says.

"Wait, what did you say? I wasn't listening to you, ass."

"I said where is the bathroom spoiled brat?" he answers, gritting his teeth together. I guess the little Ken doll is still pissed that I knocked him out at the smoothie shop. Those were some good times. Maybe we should do that again later.

"It's right around the corner, to the left." I hear my sister answer from the stairs.

"And who might you be?" he asks her with a smirk.

 Ok, is this pissing anybody else off? Stop fucking smirking! I see both heads turn towards me in surprise.

"What?" I say. 

"You just said that out loud Jessie," my sister says laughing slightly.

Ohhhhhhh. I hear mother calling us and I head towards the dining room, my sister right behind me. Jesse does not come with us and my sister tells me that he went to the bathroom he was asking about earlier.

We walk into the dining room and we both pull out our chairs and sit down at the same time, almost making it look rehearsed. I flick my right ear, our code for whenever we decide to pull pranks like this one. She places her finger on her nose for a fraction of a second, making it look as if she was scratching it.

In reality, she is actually telling me that, yes, she did place the worms in the food. When and how? I have no idea; she is just sneaky like that. Just like how she came done the stairs earlier without making a sound.

Jesse finally joins us at the table and Paul starts bringing out the appetizers. He places salads in front of all of us. Skylar and I wait patiently for their first reactions while taking a bite of our salads.

"Aaghh! What is in my mouth?" Mrs. Gosper exclaims while pulling out one of the very live dirt worms from her mouth.

I see my mom glare at Paul, obviously blaming him for the worms being in the food. I try my hardest not to laugh, biting my lip so hard that I leave a mark. I look over at Skylar and see that see looks perfectly normal, with her most innocent face. I grin down at my plate unable to hold in my satisfaction anymore. Sadly, my action does not go unnoticed...

"What is so funny about this Jessica?" I hear Jesse growl lowly, so only I am able to hear.

Why is he so angry? I look up at him and see that he is holding one of the worms in his hand. "You obviously have a perfect life; your parents seem to love you and respect you, and you live in this beautiful house. Why would you do something like this? You didn't have to ruin their diner," he continues.

I start laughing bitterly, stand up, and look up at him with anger, "You know nothing!" My little outburst got everybody’s attention. The Gospers look at me with wide eyes while my parents look at me enraged.

Well this didn't go as planned. 

End of chapter 4.... Please comment or vote. Write to you later,

-R