Who Even Cares [Bio Book]

60. the num nums ice pops rant

credit to mattyhealysmullet for the idea

just, idk if you've seen it but if not then youtube "num nums ice pops" or something (I think that's what they're called)

THESE THINGS ARE SO GROSS LOOKING

like they look adorable on the outside but just watch when the girl is like mixing up the batter for them look how that shit looks gross and slimy

LIKE I DON'T CARE IF MY POPSICLES ARE UGLY I JUST WANT THEM TO BE REAL FOOD

If your popsicles are cute that's fine but like seriously just make sure they're made with real ingredients. I know I sound like a health freak right now but honestly that's just gross.

I'm so sick of children's food (not limited to the num nums shit, lunchables and kid cuisine can fuck off as well)

Okay, Toys? That's one thing. Arts and crafts? That's also one thing. BUT DON'T MAKE THIS FAKE ASS SYNTHETIC FOOD THAT KIDS CAN "MAKE" LIKE SERIOUSLY BITCH NO

like okay, i admit, I had an Easy-Bake Oven as a kid. At least it gave you actual batter and you added real eggs and shit to it. But, of course, it got recalled cause parents were letting their kids use it unsupervised.

BITCH ITS STILL A FUCKING OVEN AND IT GOES UP TO LIKE 200 DEGREES YOU IGNORANT LITTLE HOE

I'm just gonna stop now before I start ranting about Lunchables and Kid Cuisine cause that shit will not be pretty.

3-30-17