After getting chewed out by Kakashi-Perv, he gave us a mission!
IT WAS SO LAME!
We were out looking for some stupid lost cat.
'Hey Naruto!' I yell, hoping the cat will run away again. At least we're chasing something.
'Shut up, Atsu! You'll scare it away!' Sasuke says into the walkie talkie.
'CAN WE GET A BETTER MISSION THAN THIS?! I HATE CATS!' I hear Naruto yell into the talkie.
"Oww. You freaking retard, be quiet!' I yell, and he laughs.
'Oh! My poor little Tora! Mommy missed you so much! Yes she did yes she did!' Said the very...large lady in front of me.
'Stupid lady! I hate cats!' I say, earning a very rude stare from cheeseburger lady.
'Now then, for Squad Seven's second mission... we have several tasks, how about digging up potatoes?' The Hokage says.
'Nooooo! I wanna go on a real mission! Not baby stuff!' I complain.
'Yeah! Come on old man!' Naruto says.
'How dare you! Your just a brand new genin with no experience! Like everyone else you'll start with simple missions to improve your skills!' Iruka-sensi says.
'Atsuaki, you seem to not understand the task you've been given. It's important for a ninja...blah blah blah blah..' Was all I heard as my daydream started.
'Aww! Sasuke you look so cute!' I say, fangirling over him shirtless.
'What?' Sasuke says, looking at me.
'I-I said that out loud!?' I stutter. Oh great, now why doesn't everyone else look at me?
Kakashi nodded, looking quite pleased. Hoebag. Is that even a word? ...
' As I was saying, you'll be bodyguards for an important journey.' The Hokage says, saving me from embarrassment.
'YEAH! Who are we escorting? A Prince? :O Is it Prince Mytho?! He's so cute with his leotard!' I say, excited.
((Dude, wrong anime stupid!))
Oh..whatever. I'm think I'm a Fakir girl anyways.
'Not so fast, Karasu. Let's bring our visitor in now?' Lord Hokagesays, grinning.
The drunkest man I have ever seen stumbled threw the door, muttering something along the lines of 'Spoiled little snot noise kids?'
'And the little one..with the pink hair! You expect me to believe your a ninja?' He says.
AHAHAHAHA Sakura just got tol-
(( He was talking about you, STUPID))
What? ...
'I'll have you know that I'm stronger than all the alcohol you've ever had!' I say.
'Ugh, whatever. I'm Tazuna. A master bridge builder and I must return to my country. I'm building a bridge that will change our world...blah blah blah......Giving up your life' Tazuna finishes.
'Ha. Like I'd give my life over a drunk guy.' I say.
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'We're going on a mission, a mission, a mission! We're going on a mission where ever we may go! De dum de de, dedededumdeday! We march along, and these are the words we say! De dum, de de, dededum-'
(( Sasuke's talking to you! ))
'What? Sasuke is?' I say aloud. Damn! Stop talking to me you stupid..person!
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All Those Happy Endings, And This Is The One I Get?! (A Naruto Fanfic)
Fanfiction(Made the Title Longer XD) Atsuaki Karasu is the only girl ever to be born in her clan. Or the clan that they claim she's from. After graduating from the Ninja Academy, Atsuaki finds some new things out about herself, gains mysterious memories from...
