𝐗 𝐑 𝐄 𝐀 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑. hetalia

Denmark x Reader

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Puns and laughter
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(Y/N) was currently sitting on a kitchen counter while singing 'Barbie Girl'. As childish as it sounds, she was. She had just awoken and was waiting for her boyfriend, Matthias, to wake up. Matthias loved the song since it was Danish and he was Danish.

The cute female failed to realise the Dane creeping up to her. He was still in his red and white pyjamas. She sang innocently.

"You can touch, you can play if you say I'm always yours,"

He suddenly gripped her waist and engulfed her in a hug.

"I'm always yours!" He joyfully carried on.

(Y/N) tensed up, she got so startled. She looked around and saw Matthias smirking.

"Now I can touch you and play with you!" He said cheerfully.

The girl whacks him playfully and gets off from the counter.

"You perv!" She says in a fake disgusted tone.

He then wiggles his eyebrows and causes her to laugh even more. He could make her laugh with the simplest of things, even with an awful joke.

"Hey (Y/N)! (Y/N)! I'm Hungary"

"Then Czech the fridge!"

"I'm Russian to it!"

"Is there anything to Finnish?"

"There's some Turkey but it's in a layer of Greece,"

"Ew! There's Norway I'm eating that,"

"There's also a Canada Chile,"

"Can I have some Canada Chile?"

"Denmark your name on it!"

The two of them laughed until their sides hurt. The male was smacking the counter top and was trying to regain his breath. The female was holding her stomach and was leaning onto the kitchen island. How wonderful their mornings were.

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Once they stopped laughing, they looked at each other smiling.

"What do you want for breakfast?" (Y/N) asked.

"I was hoping I could play with you!" Matthias responded, referring back to the song.

"Matthias!" The flushed girl shouted.

"I only wanted to play with lego! Who's the perv now?!" Matthias laughed.