11. Shalott, Eloise

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OCTOBER 11, Lady Eloise Shalott was found dead by fisherman this morning, frozen solid in Lake Frost

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OCTOBER 11, Lady Eloise Shalott was found dead by fisherman this morning, frozen solid in Lake Frost. An algae activist, she was last seen holding an all-night, submerged vigil to protest the refuse dumping of Camelot Inc. into the county's water table. (Lady Shalott is not to be confused with Lady Shallot, the onion seller, who is still very much alive and would like to leave her house without starting a panic.) As of yet, there is no sign of foul play. Coroner stated, the previous night's sudden cold snap caused Lady Shalott's untimely demise. 

     Due to her thawing, Lady Shalott will be buried post-haste, leaving from the Monster Mortuary, 1313 Mockingbird Lane, this very hour.


⚰ A/N: O-bit of word play. This was 10/11/16 on Instagram (username: untroubledheart). If you liked the above, please don't forget to vote!

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