Vine #1
*Lloyd doesn't like the fact that Kai is taller than him*
"So my boyfriend doesn't like it when I call him short."
"He said that if I don't stop that racket .. 'or else' happens. Time to experiment."
*A montage of Kai saying Short every time Lloyd passes by*
"Short"
"Short"
"Short"
"Well.."
*A shot of his clothes and other belongings outside the house*
"I have no where to live."
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Vine #2
"Why does your partner have to think that you need to prove you love them?"
*Goes up to Lloyd*
"I love you, Baby Face."
"Prove it."
"We can't record ourselves having sex, Lloyd"
"*snorts*"
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Vine #3
"Times have changed, Babe"
*kisses Lloyd on the cheek*
*A shot of them running while being chased by an angry mob*
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Vine #4
*Lloyd shot*
"I wanna marry my best friend."
*mm watcha say*
*Jay shot*
"See you tonight then,"
*MM WATCHA SAY*
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Vine #5
"So.. I introduced Lloyd to Sierra Tequila and.."
*Lloyd juggling the bartenders cups*
"LLOYD YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THEM THIS ISN'T MADAGASCAR WHERE YOU JUGGLE SHIT"
*Lloyd making karaoke lit with lights and shit*
"LLOYD YOU CAN'T SHOW OFF YOUR POWERS IT'S-- oh shit do the blue ones again"
*Lloyd playing Beer Pong and winning every time*
"KICK HIS ASS BABE!! KICK HIS ASS!! KICK HIS ASS!!"
*Lloyd crying in the woman's bathroom*
"Sweetheart you're in the woman's bathroom, let's go!!"
"I lost my tie-e-e-e-e"
"You had the entire bottle tonight, let's go home!"
*Lloyd playing a ukulele cover of Thunderstruck by ACDC*
"Oh my fucking God when did you learn ukulele???!!"
"When you're out--"
"WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE-- hey wait can you do Elvis Presley??"
*Lloyd dancing on the bar*
"Jesus Christ, Princess get off of there!!"
"But I wanna dance, Dad!!"
"jesus christ don't say that-- LET'S GO"
*Lloyd refuses to get in the car*
"Sweetheart, get in!"
"I'm gonna get a ride, later!!"
"This isn't up for discussion, come on!!"
*Lloyd passes out as soon as they get home*
"Goddammit."
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Vine #6
"I showed Lloyd the videos of last night."
*Lloyd in the bathroom hugging the toilet bowl*
"You okay Princess?"
*vomit noises*
"Eh. He's fine."
