Recrudescence High (Volume I)-Completed

Chapter 14-Random

Chapter 14-Random
Iago Lamento

Recrudescence High AIR-CONDITIONED Gym
June 11, 2016
8:00 A.M.

This POV is translated by Google Translate after millions of years. That's a hyperbole and I'm Iago Lamento. I don't speak straight languages fluently for I can't and at long last, my perception is quite understandable now.

Don't ask why I'm talking to you now, especially the reason behind my straight English. It's in the first sentence.

"Hoy Lamento gago, anong tinutunga-tunganga mo diyan?! Ipasa mo na ang bola!"

I was awakened by the sadist prince's voice.

Who am I talking to inside my mind anyway that I end up sleeping while dribbling a ball?

I lazily passed the ball to the nearest person to me before sitting on the floor.

I hate wasting my energy.

"Thanks I.L.!"

"Hoy! Ba't mo 'yon pinasa kay Endessa?!"

I didn't mind the sadist prince and called my cat.

"Meow." I whispered.

Tigris appeared from nowhere and sat beside me.

I used him as my pillow and slept.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Prrrt.

"Team Adik and Santo wins."

The assassin leader's words echoed in my head.

I don't care.

I heard protests from the sadist prince that was directly turned down by the assassin leader.

Purr.

My cat purred.

I opened my eyes and sat on the floor.

"Meow."

"Wraaaaaargh."

Tigris stood on his 4 legs and strode off.

He's hungry.

I yawned.

What were we doing again?

I looked at the weirdo serial killer who's dancing his victory dance while wearing pajamas and laughing at the sadist prince.

The sadist prince looks like a mad bull.

The bloody drug lord is only smiling naturally while thanking the assassin leader for he stood as the referee of the 'practice game'.

The assassin leader is seriously talking to his phone while ignoring the bloody drug lord.

The ice gangster is reading a book and he looks like he's dismissing reality or maybe he's in the verge of creating his own reality-like dimension like what he always does.

Have I traveled back in time? This scene looks like what happened years ago and I want lasagna. That was a random thought. Mind the randomness.

They started a basketball practice game minutes ago because I dunno.

The score? It's 99-100. That's normal. Don't be surprised. You know Tom and Jerry are in cartoon network.

And then 'they' came. By 'they', I mean Zero, Zilch, and a person that was called Morris years ago but now, I think his new name which I don't know is related with nothingness.

Still, I don't know his new name that's given by a weird individual who I don't also know because I don't care.

The three newcomers and basketball aces wannabes are all wearing jerseys.

Zero is just staring while the Zilch boy has a thing for the ice gangster is still wearing headphones while chuckling. Morris on the other hand is smiling widely while targeting his bow and arrow towards the bloody drug lord.

"Long time no see, my dearest apprentice." Morris said while releasing the arrow. "I am reborn from bits of data and became technology can't imagine, a techno genius with the face of a handsome archer. I am living once again but as Nonce."

The arrow shot towards the bloody drug lord's direction was caught by none other than the weirdo serial killer. That's why they played basketball like Teletubbies.

I'm tired. I don't care what they're doing right now but I hear the dribbling of a ball and a whistle so I continued my sleep.

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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"Team Endessa won."

Okay.

I think this is the shortest update in this the heck of a true story about our peculiar lives. Bye for now and eat lasagna for me.

This update will self-destruct in 3 seconds.

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This is your lucky day and I'm joking.

Are you still minding the coherence? What is coherence? Are you hungry? Bye.

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