that time of month

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luke: guess what

luke: wait, this is awkward

luke added ashton, michael, calum, louis, harry, niall and arzaylea

luke: shit

arzaylea: aw babe you didnt have to

luke removed arzaylea

luke added liam

luke: oh but i wish i didnt oh and guess what

ashton: burn

liam: why am i added last

niall: liam dont be so selfish why am i second last

harry: isnt arzaylea second last?

niall: well no she doesnt count shes not wanted here, I AM

luke: anyway

louis: what is it that you want to tell us about breadstick

ashton: LOUIS THAT WASNT VERY NICE

calum: wait i think i know what it is

luke: its july..

michael: and??

luke: my birthdays in july..

ashton: SO IS MINE

luke: so its a good month

harry: you's are winter babies

liam: IM A WINTER BABY

niall: just. you just are one

louis: okay i have a question why is niall and liam always so mean to each other in these chats I mean???

liam: our relationship is complicated

michael: well then why does your facebook status say your single?

calum: OHHH YOU JUST GOT MICHAELED

niall: once again. Its complicated

harry: well that is just nice i guess

liam: yep.

louis: yeah OKAY SO

Ashton: im nearly 22

luke: im nearly 20

harry: im already 22

calum: im already 20

michael: IM TURNING 21 THIS YEAR WTF

Louis: im 21

liam: 😂 ^

harry: i have a riddle

louis: oh god

god: oh jesus

jesus: oh world

world: oh earth

earth: hey why are you putting this on me for

liam: everyone block your ears

harry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EXCUSE ME LIAM I WILL NOT HESITATE TO HURT YOU, YOUR SO MEAN I JUST WANT TO MOVE YOU TO ANOTHER COUNTRY BECAUSE THATS WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. YOU ARE TO LISTEN HERE AND LISTEN GOOD BECAUSE IM GOING TO SAY ALL THE RIDDLES IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD OF RIDDLES AND YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY THEM OKAY? HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR? GOOD.

niall: holy moly

ashton: that was harsh

luke: cant wait to see them

michael: oh great

calum: this has gotten serious

harry: whos ready for a haristic time with harry and the riddles

louis: MEEEE

niall: IM HAPPY

ashton: CANT WAIT

calum: SO EXCITED

luke: NO WORDS LITERALLY NO WORDS

liam: YAY

michael: I LOVE YOUR RIDDLES HARRY

god: ILL ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD

world: IM HERE ITS OKAY

harry: aw your all so nice to me

harry: alright

harry: one story house, the house is pink, the walls are pink, the person is pink, the bed is pink, the door is pink. What colour was the stairs?

louis: pink? der

ashton: no its a trick question i dont know what it is though

liam: im so confused

luke: i hate these types of things

niall: i know it

harry: go ahead and say it

niall: its blue lolz

harry: no look at the question wisely

michael: I DONT KNOW

calum: MY BRAIN HURTS

harry; sigh

harry: theres only ony story

louis: i knew that

ashton: so did I

harry: yeAh yeah whatever

luke: im gonna be honest and say I didnt

niall: it was stupid anyways

liam: NIALL

calum: NIALL

ashton: NIALL

louis: NIALL

harry: You listen hear you irish no good selfish twat i will.........

TO BE CONTINUED...

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