5sos: special ashton

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A/N: Omg hey so you probably wont read this but thank you for reading and voting on this book I actually acknowledge all of you's and I love the comments too some are funny and others are unique but I love reading them makes me laugh , anyways sorry if this is annoying bye :)


luke5sos has added calum5sos, ashton5sos and michael5sos to the chat.

calum: yo

ashton: HEY CALUM

luke: someones energetic today

ashton: I HAD TO MUCH SUGAR

michael: we can tell

ashton: I COULD RUN A MARATHON

Calum: you do that

ashton: OH I WILL AND THEN ILL NO LONGER BE CALLED ASHTON, MY NEW NAME WILL BE ASH THE FLASH

luke: oh my god

michael: Why do we even have a group chat

calum: idk luke added us

michael: we dont even leave, it makes no sense to " add " us back again

ashton: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO NEGATIVE, TODAY IS A GOOD DAY AND YOUR ALL POOPING ON IT AS IF YOUR GOING THROUGH PERIOD PAIN YOU WUSSES.

calum: excuse me

ashton: ESPECIALLY YOU LUKE

luke: what, why me? I just came here to have a great time and im feeling so attacked right now

michael: we always blame it on you luke, always.

luke: IS THAT WHY MY MUM IS SO PROTECTIVE AND CAUTIOUS OF ME

calum: what are you talking about liz is goals

ashton: IMMA GO PLANT A TREE BRB

michael: good luck with that !

luke: wait where are you guys?

calum: I'm in LA

michael: same as calum

ashton: IM PLANTING A TREE HEHE

luke: and me and ashton are in london

michael: hows the songwritting going

luke: same old same old

ashton: THERE WAS A LITTLE SMALL SEED WHO NEEDED TO SEE THAT HE COULD BECOME A TREE, SO I PLANTED HIM DOWN INTO THE GROUND AND NOW HE IS ASTOUNDED THAT I ASHTON IRWIN HAS GIVEN HIM A LIFE TO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A TREEEEEEE

luke: I dont think ashton is okay

ashton: EXCUSE ME LUCAS IM FINE IM JUST EXPRESSING THIS SEEDS FEELINGS AND YOU HAVE TO BE ALL UP IN MY GRILL YOU TALL HANDSOME YOU.

luke: thanks i know there was an compliment in there somewhere

calum: well, hahaha

michael: I reckon our next album will involve tree lyrics * sigh *

ashton: ME AND LUKEY HAVE ALREADY WORKED ON IT, GOES LIKE THIS

TREEEEE TRREEEEE TREEEEE TREEEE
TREES ARE GREEN, CANT YOU SEE
THAT TREES ARE NATURE AND CAN BE MEAN.
BECAUSE THE LEAVES, FALL ONTO THE GROUND WHENEVER THEY PLEASE.
AND WHEN THEY FALL YOU'll CRY, SO DONT CRY, WUSSY

THE TREES ARE BEAUTIFULLY GREEN, THE BARK ON THEM COULD MAKE YOU SNEEZE .
AND DIDNT YOU KNOW, THAT THEY ARE SO OLD.

( to the tune of she looks so perfect )

luke: I never approved of that

ashton: YET.

calum: I do BAHAHA

michael: OMG THIS IS SOMETHING I WOULD DO

luke: why do I like an idiot

ashton: LOVE AND BECAUSE IM SPECIAL

luke: very special :-)

michael: them damn noses

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