louis: why do we even need this chat?
briana: because we need to be parents remember?
louis: its been a whole year and you think people believe you've been pregnant for 12 months?????
briana: please louis, everyone believes it was 4 months ago.
louis: im so done with you
briana: dont blame me, i dont know why you hate me so much. we could actually work this out and go on a date, we are gonna be parents right?
louis: WE WILL NEVER GO ON A DATE, IM NOT INTO YOU AND NEVER WILL BE. IM SICK OF BEARDS
harry: hey briana, wanna hear a joke?
louis: oh no, not the lame jokes by harold
harry: shut up you love me
louis: its true
harry: BRIANA YOU THERE, I WANNA TELL U A JOKE
louis: i think shes scared of you hahaha
harry: what? i dont think anyone could be scared of me. i give hugs, i love hugs.
louis: you never know
briana: im back, friends
louis: you are no friend of mine
briana: well thats nice
harry: BRIANA DO U WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
briana: sure
harry: louis dick
briana: .. i dont get it??
harry: but i do :)
louis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
briana: i technically do, according to the press and all non larries
harry: the non larries ship narry or lilo. i dont think they like you..
louis: two burns omg harry
briana: i actually thought we could be friends
louis: no
harry: nope. im not friends with beards
briana: what about taylor swift?
louis: you wonder why i hate you so much...
briana: ??
louis: TAYLOR IS TO NOT BE DISCUSSED EVER AGAIN.
harry: oh great do you know how long it takes me to calm him down? obviously not.
briana: im sorry?
louis: YOU BETTER BE, ILL HUNT YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU ARE OTHERWISE AND TRUST ME IT WONT BE PRETTY
harry: oh no hes got it bad
briana: i didnt know, soz
harry: have you not seen the interviews
briana: ive never heard of one direction until now, my familys very private
louis: I DONT LIKE YOUR FAMILY
briana: well thats mean
harry: your fault for making him like this
briana: i actually thought it would be like the movies where, the girl and guy fake date and in the end have feelings for each other but NOPE NOT LOUIS THE TOMMO TOMLINSON
harry: what happens in movies, stays in movies.
briana: and im not a fan of you harry btw
louis: excuse me? what did you just say? huh?
harry: your only making your life harder and harder
briana: i said IM NOT A FAN OF HARRY
louis: thats it. you deserve this.
harry: oh no okay louis stay where you are dont kill her please all we need is " popstar louis tomlinson kills the mum of the baby, for unknown reasons"
louis: but harry she was mean to you, so a bitch gonna die
briana: im waiting.
louis: THAT IS IT
harry: btw im not going to your funeral britney jungleworms
briana: you know my name it comes up on this chat?
harry: no one will know that now since u gonna die
briana: oh my god there is someone at my door brb harold
harry: DONT CALL ME HAROLD
louis: *knock knock*
briana: oh i didnt think you'd turn up
louis: you do realise im standing at the door and your texting as if im far away from you
briana: and?
louis: its weird
harry: text, i need to grab the popcorn
briana: your doing it to
louis: BECAUSE IM LOUIS THATS WHY
briana: that makes no sense
louis: whoops
harry: what did you do?
louis: slap her across the face
harry: oh good job, im now congratulating you omg who am i
louis: my boyfriend thats who
briana: is that all you got?
louis: r.i.p
harry: shes got no friends so go ahead
harry: WAIT I COULD BE IN TROUBLE FOR ENCOURAGING NO NO NO NO
louis: done
harry: you killed her?
louis: no im not that mean, i just was about to do this.
louis has blocked and removed briana from the chat and his contacts.
harry: same
harry has done the exact same.
harry: yay
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