group chats with 1D & 5sos

group chat:

harry_styles added louis_Tomlinson, Niall_Horan, the_real_Liam_Payne

Louis: hi lads

Liam: hi Lou

Harry: ...

Louis: Liam, we've been through this. Only Harry can call me Lou

Liam: sorry tommo

Louis: better.

Niall_Horan added, luke5sos , ashton5sos , calum5sos , michael5sos

Ashton: hey nialler

Louis: hi 5 sausages of summer

Luke: ...

Ashton: ...

Calum: ...

Michael: ...

Harry: we're all ON.

Niall: Yaaasssss liaaaaammmm

Liam: Yes, babe?

Niall: ddooooo iiiitttttt lllliiiikkkkeeeee ttttthhhhiiiissss

Liam: Why?

Louis: Don't question the boy just listen to him and DO do it.

Harry: Haha you said do do. ;)

Louis: ..

Louis: I s2g hazza I will eat you

Luke: pls don't start with your sexual actions in front of me.

Ashton: why are you homophobic?

Luke: no I just don't wanna hear their sexual lives, I'm not gay..

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Luke: NO BABY COME BACK

Luke5sos added ashton5sos

Louis: you can blame it all on mee

Ashton: hi Lou

Harry: ..

Louis: Harry darling, please he's only young

Ashton: IM 21 excuse me mr 24

Harry: but I only I call you Lou :(

Niall: I'm back bitches ^.^

Liam: where did you go?

Harry: omg the other members of the band have came to life

Harry: wait, where's malum?

Michael: Sexting.

Calum: pls Michael have some dignity

Luke: ew

Ashton: why is it ew?

Louis: Luke if I were you, I'd like shutup your acting straight AF

Harry: LOUIISSSSS

Louis: HARRRRYYYY

Niall: see Liam, they know what to do. UNLIKE YOU

Liam: leave me the hell alone nialler

Niall: don't call me that.

Liam: fine.

Niall: good.

Michael: *awkward silence*

Harry: it wasn't awkward until you said it gosh

Calum: leave mikey alone

Luke: ash where are you?

Ashton: why would you care?

Luke: ash...

Ashton: WHAT DO YOU WANT LUKE!

Luke: sex?

Louis: oh

Harry: well

Niall: bruh

Liam: Haha

Michael: oh no

Calum: Wait

Ashton: um

Luke: so the answer?

Ashton: Lol no

Harry: OOOHHHH REJECTED

Louis: shiz

Harry: I'm proud of you Lou

Harry: all all your little things

Louis: do you wanna see my big thing?

Niall: Ew

Louis: don't flatter yourself Niall you've seen it

Niall: no nothing's big about you Louis

Louis: oh you didn't just..

Niall: your only 4'9

Harry: stop

Liam: keep going

Niall: and your dick is smaller than Harry's brain

Harry: MY BRAIN IS MASSIVE

Louis: Niall, leave

Liam: stay

Niall: since when did u care?

Liam: since I met you

Michael: deeeeppp

Harry: wanna hear a joke?

Louis: sure haz

Luke: Ash do you?

Ashton: you are a joke Luke

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Luke: what did I do?

Michael: basically say your not gay

Calum: mikey

Michael: yeah cal?

Calum: let's go

Michael: okay

Michael5sos left the convo

Calum: Byeee ladssss

Louis: HARRY MY BABY

Harry: LOUIS MY DADDY

Louis: LETS HAVE SOME KINKY SEX

Harry: I wanna say my joke

Louis: okay go ahead

Harry: what do u say to a guy who's drunk?

Louis: i need some money?

Harry: no gosh Louis

Harry: you say I need $50 now and they give it to you

Louis: that's a joke?

Louis: ..

Harry: I

Harry: let's go Louis

Niall: NO

Liam: STAY

Niall: Liam

Liam: Niall

Niall: I'm sorry

Liam: same

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Niall: come here, we can " talk " things out

Liam: right behind ya

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Harry: Oh my godddd llllooooouuuuiiiissss

Harry: uuggggghhhhh yyeeeeessss rrriiigggghhhhttt there

Harry: Lou omg

Harry: alfmiewifkwms

Harry: best sex ever

Calum: um

Harry: OMG

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