Bored AF

barbies are for girly-girls

first of all

no

they are for all humans.
all humans.

boys, girls, other...

All.

Even fucking animals.

Now, personally, I love Barbie.

Barbie was the girl I can smoke w and have a good time.

hey just because I never smoked doesn't mean I can't hang out w Barbie.

the point is
Barbie is for everyone.

I have a whole book on Barbie and it has her past, old fashioned clothes, ken when he cheated on Barbie, her old friend Midge...

There's Kelly, Skipper, Chelsea, Stacey,
And yes.
Ken did cheat on Barbie.

I have all of the fucking Barbie movies and we will not fight about the gross ass new ones that like to come on Nickelodeon because
no thank you

Barbie as Rapunzel
Barbie of Swan Lake
Barbie in the Nutcracker
Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper
Fucking MyScene.
gOd that's old.
And Lindsay Lohan was in it!

then there's Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus
The Barbie Diaries
BARBIE AND THE 12 DANCING PRINCESSES WAS MY FAVORITE SHIT IN THE WORLD

then
Barbie as the Island Princess
fucking loved that dress she wore

and before you bitch about "oh I rather watch anime blah blah blah"

WELL MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE IN FOR A RIDE

L from Death Note?
Yeah, so, the Dub version of L is one of the prince-type guy in Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper.

YUP

HE WAS ALSO IN MYSCENE IF MY MEMORY IS CORRECT

ever seen that anime called "NaNa"?

FUCKING
THE GIRL
ONE OF THEM
THE ONE W SHORT HAIR
BRUNETTE

THAT

IS

BARBIE
dub version ofc
Barbie can't speak Japanese

then there's
Barbie & The Dimond Castle
Barbie Thumbelina
Barbie and the Three Musketeers

AND LETS NOT FORGET THE HOLIDAYS LIKE
Barbie in a Christmas Carol
Barbie: A Perfect Christmas

Then there's the ones I do not like and thought they were stupid like
Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2

BARBIE: A FASHION FAIRYTALE WAS HELLA COOL AND THEY FUCKING BROKE THE FOURTH WALL

Barbie: A Fairy Secret and Barbie: Princess Charm School
was pretty coolio

THEN THE NEWER ONES THAT MAKE US GO "WHYD YOU DO THAT" LIKE
Barbie in the Pink Shoes
AND ANYTHING AFTER
Barbie and Her Sisters in a Ponytail WAS SHIT

AND THE REBOOTS LIKE
Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar
instead of pauper.

And princess barbie's name was Victoria what a coincidence

moral of the story

Barbie is for everyone.

Everyone.

*nods* I rest my case.

ANYBODY WHO REJECTS MY CASE MAY EXPLAIN IN THE COMMENTS WHY IM WRONG IN THE STATEMENT SAYING "Barbie is for everyone and it is amazing. All movies except whatever is after Barbie and Her Sisters in a Ponytail."

i rest my fucking case