Bored AF

9% x the denominator

ha ha that's a math joke

get it cuz 9% is 9/100 and times the denominator is 9 x 100 and 9 x 100 is 900

900 followers

ehem thANKS GUYS

100 more and I reach 1k aayyEEE

SO I said I'd tell you about my dick pic experiences once I reach 900 followers

I said that, like, yesterday. or this morning. and here I am.

so this is me saying thank you for staying so close with me and reading my crap of stories and here's our celebration !

STORY TIME

so my friend and I like to do this thing on kik where there is this link that takes you to strangers.
Girls, boys, and they're thirsty

so she sends me the link and I have to try to lure in people to talk to

anyone I want

on my first time doing this, I changed my name to something else with the last name of Howell and the profile picture of just my eyes.

The first chat I was in had a dick.
and it was, like, the first dick I've ever seen

I was like "why do people do this?"

and it was funny seeing their reaction when you say "oh I don't have nudes" or your friend sends them a picture of the nude make-up, or saying how their lighting of a photo was terrible.

One time I said "omg"
And he said "lol wut"
And I said "the lighting is so bad"
And he said "srry"
And I said "don't be sorry hoe be careful"
And he said "ok thx"
AND HE WAS LIKE 13

I FELT BAD FOR HIM AND WHO HE SHOWED HIMSELF AS

one guy said he was tryna "bust a nut" and my friend and I did NOT know what that meant so we kinda just rolled with it like "doughnut? Peanut? Tree nut? What about an almond?"

recently some kid asked if I was freaky. I said "I guess you can say that" and he asked if my friend if she was freaky and I said "sure".
So we all spoke and she sent in the words "Freaky Friday" and I sent back "that's a good movie" and he was like "y'all playing or something?"

Later he asked for a picture and I said "it's dark"
"Put on a light"
"The power is out"
"I want a picture"
"Okay but it's dark"
And I sent him a picture of nothing. The screen was black.

He was like "put on the phone light"
And i was like "lol ok" and I sent a picture of my knee.
But it looked like a butt crack.

So he was all into it and my friend started sending freaky photos.
Like of the grudge or of scary clowns and he got pissed.

Later I said "hey can I tell you something?"
And he said "what"
And I said "you juST GOT PRANKED"
And I just made a mess of it.
Was like "there's a camera over there, a camera over there,"

And shit like "WORLDSTAR!" "JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT" and "mAtE gOt ReKt" and he got butt hurt.

Now I understand why because he had my trust and was all like "I trusted you with my pictures I am so angry"

I even sent in a pic of my full knee to show him it was just my leg and not my ass

After he saw the full knee pic, he was like "so you really are a girl, where r u?"
I said "on my bed"
And he said "I meant state"
And I said "the right state of mind to be able to get you reKT"

And he was so angry.

I honestly felt super bad.

And I told him I'd post them.
But I said I was lying and that I'm sorry.

I really felt bad.

But I wanna know why he asked where I lived even AFTER I said it was "a prank"???

He asked how old I was
I said I was old enough to know you're a man whore

And he sent in paragraphs how I and my friend can never be trusted again and told him how sorry I was and if I can do anything to make it up to him..

I just felt really bad.

And he said that he does this to test girls to see how far they would go.

I was like.. Wut?

So I said "this is what you get for being such a dick and asking where I live after I told you it was all a joke? What kind of test is this?"

But damn let me tell you

I fucking passed that test

well I said sorry
which I honestly was
and we left on an okay note.

for those of you who haven't seen a penis or whatever,
they're not- like- skin color??

thEYS FUCKIN GREY AND PURPLE OR SOME SHIT

they got that actual mushroom tip and—
YES THAT MEANS THAT PEOPLE SEND ME THE ENTIRE THING

BALLS DEEP

jack&deanrefrence but iM SErIoUs

it's so funny telling them they got bad lighting and they just go "sorry" or "should I do it better" and I'm like nOPE IM GOOD THANK YOU V MUCH

so yeah that's my story

900 followers worthy, yea?

idk what to do for a thousand but I got loads of time for that

also uh

imma make a graph on how often I reach 100 followers so I can find the average and check that shit out

ok guys tysvm for following me and loving what I love to do on my spare time and I hope you all have a good day stay safe <3