12/24 ; 10:30 PM

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“WOOHOO!!”

“TURN THE MUSIC UP, THOMAS,”

“GLADLY!”

“WE'RE PARTYING LIKE POOOOOORN STAAAAAARS!”

“ARIS! THOMAS! GET THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH!”

“GO FUCK YOURSELF, RACHEL!”

“YEAH RACHEL FUCK OFF!”

“You—! Oh man, oh man, this was a bad idea...THOMAS NO!”

“...Oy, Rachel.”

“Aris, you smell like shit,”

“Rachel, why won't you go out with me?”

“What? Aris—You're drunk.”

“Rachel Amber, why won't you go out with me?”

“THOMAS! A LITTLE HELP HERE!”

“TEEHEE SANTA SUCK MY DICK,”

“THOMAS!!”

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