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“Ow, goddam it, Thomas. After I go through the trouble of sneaking out. ..”

“Well, you punched first—ow, ow!”

“Ugh. You're both unbelievable. I expected more from you, Thomas.”

“Yeah, Thomas. I expected you to treat your guests better.”

“Go suck a dick, Aris.”

“Tempting, but nah. I'm not really into that stuff. How 'bout you, Rae?”

“Go fuck yourself, Aris.”

Wow,”

“On that note, who wants some of my mom's fruitcake?”

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