My WATTPAD Must Reads!

I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Football Player - Pearlie

I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Football Player - Pearlie

Description:

Clarisse Hornitt isn't your average geek. Sure she's smart, sure she doesn't dress like a typical teenage girl, and yes she does wear glasses. But that doesn't make her a weasly little nerd/dweeb who'll cower down and snivel. Hellll no, she will say whatever's on her mind and then promptly whoop anyone's keister if they mess with her. Clarisse's temper gets her into a little trouble. Maybe not little, judging by the size (which means physically and includes their ego) of the person she pissed off. Now, enemies with the 'unbeatable' she's got to ready herself for the intensity of his revenge and even bring the fight to him.

And hell yes, she'll bring it.

My Opinion:

This book had me laughing so much i'm pretty sure my mum thought I was having an asthma attack again. I swear to god I hadn't laughed that much in a VERY long time! This book is god damn HILARIOUS, seriously, the main character....I'll just call her Psycho...her banter with Sebastian (the football player she slaps several times) is just...I don't know, they could have their own comedy show or something. There are literally characters in this book for everyone.

The feisty geek who is bloody awesome F.Y.I. The annoyingly annoying football player. The school bully. The quiet but explosive best friend...The one and only Abel *swoonage* (I love his character, can you tell?) and even a crazy old lady (that now reminds me of the old lady that punched my sister in the face on the bus, TRUE STORY).  I swear you have everything you need in this story.

I LOVE IT!!!! The characters are perfect, seriously and SHIPPING ABEL AND CLARISSE HARD. But you need to read this book to decide who you like better...Sebastian or Abel? Though choice.

READ. THIS. BOOK!