Saved by a Text {under major editing}

43

January 29th

"Bras?" Chandler asked.

"Chandler no!" I laughed as he dug through my dresser.

I tackled him to the ground as he laughed.

"I should do that more often."

"you could be a football player." Chandler laughed.
I laughed getting off of him.

"Get my toothbrush and girl crap if your wanting to help." I laughed as I packed the rest of my my clothes.

He laughed as he headed into the bathroom.
I reached down and grabbed all my shorts and stood back up to put it in my bag.
"Someone's on there period!" Chandler yelled.

I froze as my face went bright red.
Oh my god.
I heard Chandler laughing historically so I turned around slowly.
"I like these things." He said so seriously.
He had 2 tampons in each nostril.
I fell to the ground laughing so hard.

"What? Why are you laughing?" Chandler asked as he leaned over me and the tampon strings touched my face.
I squealed as I began laughing even more.
Chandler got them out of his nose with a smile.
It was kinda creepy cause I knew he was staring at me as I laughed but he didn't know that I caught him.
Plus he literally had a tampon in his nose.

"Why you staring at me tampon lover?" I asked as I tried to hold back a laugh but failed too.
He threw tampons at me as I screamed and he laughed.
"Cause your beautiful vagina bleeder!"

A/N
I don't what I just did but I thought it was funny. If you laughed then let me know..😂