Part 14: Salad :3

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Wes: *excitedly waves more letters, handing one to Wolfgang and one to Willow*

Wolfgang: Wolfgang will- *stops and reads the letter*

Casually dares Wolfgang to punch the nearest inanimate object and then yell "YOU ARE A SALAD."

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Wolfgang: *looks around, seeing a log. He punches it, breaking it* YOU ARE A SALAD!

Wilson: *whispers to Willow* I think he's low on sanity.

Willow: Or hunger....My turn! *opens the letter*

I'm such a sad person! Haha! Anyway, I dare willow to set fire to one of the camps!

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WIllow: Aw, yeah! *whips out lighter*

Wilson: N-now, Willow, let's be rational....

Wickerbottom: Young lady! Put that device away!

Wolfgang: *to the splinters of wood from the log* You are all little salads....

Everyone else present: ....0_0

Willow: Anyway...LET'S BURN THIS SUCKER DOWN! *lights a tent*

Wes: *waves hands frantically, pulling his hair in despair*

*The tents continued catching fire*

Willow: *brings her hand to her cheeks, admiring her work* It's so pretty.

Wickerbottom: MY BOOOKS! Not again...*sobs*

Wilson: MY NOTES! ALL OF MY HARD WORK!

Wolfgang: THE SALADS!! THE SALADS WERE SO TINY AND YOUNG!!!

...

*WX-78, Wendy, Webber, and Woodie come back to the camp.*

Woodie: Man, summer came fast..*tugs at collar of his shirt*

Wendy: It's Autumn.

WX-78: HIGH LEVELS OF HEAT AND DANGER AHEAD.

Webber: The camp!!!! ;0;

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! Sorry it took forever, had to draw and stuff. YAY! SO yeah. I'm going to post one right after this one, yay!

*teleports*

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