Wilson: *sleeping...somewhat soundly in the "bed" on the ship.*
Woodlegs: UP AND AT EM YE SCURVY INFESTED SCOUNDRELS!! NEW DAY, NEW SHOW FOR ME! *bangs on a bucket with a spoon.*
Wilson: *groans* =___=
Willow: I don't know what was worse, the island or this ship.
A sea-sick Woodie: Definitely this. T~T
OUT ON THE DECK
Woodlegs: Boxhall! The letters!
*The bird hands him the letters; they're quite a bit of them. O_o*
Woodlegs: Now let us see...One fer the little miss. *Hands one to Wendy.* One fer Mr. Beanpole. *hands one to Maxwell as several others snicker* aaaand one fer the pile o' nuts and bolts. *to WX-78* And finally, one fer the idiot scientist*
Wilson: I like to be referred to as "evil genius".
Wendy's: Ok, I dare Webber and Wendy to kiss ^_^ now thats how you ship.
Wendy: *sighs* Do I have to?
Walani: It's the rules, kid. I guess.
Wolfgang: With tall man no longer running world, and scary queen here, why we still do requests?
*They all exchange glances*
Webber: <_<;
Wes: *mimes to Charlie, then mimics slitting his throat.*
Wilson: Yeah, are you going to kill us if we don't follow through?
Charlie: *Shrugs* Perhaps.
Woodlegs: I'll make ye walk the plank if you don't! So git smoochin.
Waylon: <___<
Wigfrid: You get very little excitement in your life, don't you?
Webber: Wendy-chan~!(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ *goes up to hug her*
Wendy: *stops him by putting a hand out, holding his face back.*
(ミ￣ー￣ミ）
Walani: Wasted.
Wendy: *gives him a peck between the eyes.*
Webber: ahhhhh- >W< <3
Woodlegs: Aw...NEXT!
Maxwell: Pray for me. *opens letter*
Truth. Charlie and Maxwell. What are your backstories? Be honest.
Maxwell: Oh, it's for both of us~
Charlie: Hm.
Maxwell: Well to begin-
Wilson: Wow.
Maxwell: What? I haven't even started.
Wilson: You're an even bigger jerk than I thought you were.
Maxwell: What did I do now?
Wilson: Uh, ladies first? ╚(•⌂•)╝
Charlie: Quite alright, dear. It's normal for him to be this self-conceited.
Maxwell: ._. Any...way? I was from Liverpool, England. I moved to the U.S. along with my brother to start and live a good life. My first job as you could probably guess was being a magician. *continues his story about how he failed as a magician, faked his death, changed his name to Maxwell, found the book, and became the Amazing Maxwell.*
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Don't Starve: Truth or Dare
FanfictionThe Don't Starve crew were trapped in their base during the winter. Having nothing else to do, Webber suggests to play the game Truth or Dare. Secrets and feelings shall be revealed! Muahahaha! Ft me, Freya (and Frida...-_-) (Rated PG for awkward s...
