I forgot to tell you guys my birthday was November 29th. 😂😂
I turned into a 579 years old potato. 😄
And THANK YOU GUYS FOR OVER 9K READS!! I can't believe people actually likes this story so much! Sorry I haven't been updating lately, I try. I'm so busy with school (and trying to get 5SOS and 1D to realize I exist) that I haven't been updating a lot. 😂
Anyway! Love you guys and have a great day!
Laney's POV:
"Ughhh."
"What's wrong?" Niall asked.
"I'm tired, but I'm not tired. You know what I'm saying?"
"No...not really." Niall laughed.
"UGHHH." I groaned even louder just to annoy him.
"Can I do something to help you ma'am?" He asked again.
"Can we go out to eat?" I asked.
He put his thinking face on.
"UNCLE LIAM CAN WE GO OUT TO EAT?" I yelled/asked.
"SURE. WHY NOT." He responded from upstairs.
"SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP." Louis yelled from the other side of the house.
"IT'S 4 PM!" I laughed.
I heard Harry chuckle.
Niall and I were currently on the couch watching Dexter. I loved that show because it's not everyday you see a movie or show that tells from a psycho's point of view. The bad thing about it is I always get hungry when I watch.
I was already dressed and ready to go about the time Niall was done watching the last few minutes of the episode.
"You ready?" I asked.
"Abso-smurfly." He smiled.
When we got in the car, I came up with a great idea.
"Hey Niall, want to hear some pickup lines?"
"Of course!" He said like a girl then chuckled.
"Are you a pig lover because I am, and I want your bacon baby." I wiggled my eyebrows. Niall started laughing uncontrollably.
"I've got one! Are you a parking ticket because you've got fineeeee written all over you." He laughed.
I started laughing until I was crying. Apparently we were slap happy because they weren't even funny jokes and we still laughed at them like we had heard the funniest of them all.
"Are you a whale because we can humpback at my place!" I yelled out the window.
Niall started to giggle like a school girl.
"CALM YOUR TITS NIALL!" I playfully yelled.
"MY TITS ARE CALM!" He responded.
We both took a breath then exhaled.
"You good?"
"Yeah. I'm good." He responded.
"Good."
"Great."
"Fantastic."
"Magical."
"Spectacular."
"Harry's hair."
He went to say something but nothing came out.
"HAHA! I win!" I giggled.
"Hardeeharhar. So funny." He chuckled. Then we arrived at an Italian restaurant.
I loveeeee Alfredo. It's one of my favorite foods.
I grabbed my phone and we walked in.
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