[Skylar is online]
[Loki is online]
[Tony is online]
[Natasha is online]
[Bruce is online]
[Deadpool is online]
Tony: okay, who the f*ck invited deadpool?
Loki: I blame Skylar
Skylar: it was obvious it was Loki!
Deadpool: guys look, I can balance a spoon on my nose, look, look, look! #balancingspoononnose
Natasha: where's Thor?
Bruce: *shrugs* after the wedding he felt bad eating the cake and went to go bake Steve and Taylor new one so....
Tony: Wade, why isn't your screen name Wade?
Deadpool: wait, I have a name?
Skylar: by god, he's going to drive me up a F*CKING TREE!!!!!!
Loki: just to clarify, Deadpool's...bad...right?
Tony: Yes...sorta. He's an Anti-hero more so but he's damn annoying and random and-
Loki: Like Sky?
Skylar: Oh, he's nothing like me!
Wade: #denial
Skylar:....someone hold me back before i shoot myself...in the knee...with a chair
Bruce: how do you shoot yourself in the knee with a chair-
Loki: with Sky's logic you can -____-
Wade: ^ITS A WHALE!^ I #lovewhales!!!!
Natasha: O.o....um...I'm going to go and try to find Thor
[Natasha has logged off]
Skylar: Deadpool
Wade: yeah
Skylar: Can you please go jump off the helicarrier and not come back?
Wade: Well since you asked nicely
[Wade has logged off]
Tony: did anyone notice that his username changed? No...just me?
Loki: wtf is a hashtag
Skylar: NO! YOU WILL NOT LEARN WHAT HASHTAGS ARE!
Loki: but....what are they?
Everyone: you don't want to know
Loki: but...but i do
[Wade has logged on]
Wade: I'M BACK!
Skylar: I told you not to come back!
Wade: you missed me
Skylar: No i didn't
Loki: Wait, if he jumped off...how is he alive?
Bruce: Healing factor, he can't die
Tony: You could cut his damn head off and he'll still live
Loki:.......can i borrow your powers?
Wade: ITS A KITTY!
Loki: Wut?
Tony: I'm confused
Bruce: so am i....
Skylar:..................
Wade: LOKITTY!
Loki:.........
Wade: soft kitty, warm kitty-
Loki: Wtf is he doing?
Skylar: i knew that his big bang theory obsession had gone out of whack but this is TOO far!
Wade:-little ball of fur-
Tony: He watches that?
Bruce: Hey, don't bash BBT!
Tony: I'm not, sorta
Bruce: If you do an angry mob of fans (Including me) will kill you
Tony: i don't see wtf is the big deal about it
Deadpool:-happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr!!!!!!!!!!
Loki: Guys....why won't he let go of me.....help!
Skylar: No, you’re on your own buddy
Loki: But sky!
Tony: HOW CAN HE CHANGE IS USERNAME ON AND OFF LIKE THAT!?
Bruce: He's deadpool...he can
Deadpool: ITS LOGIC!
Loki: HELP!
Wade: I'm going to teach you everything it is to be about me Lokitty, starting with Hastags!
Skylar: Wait-
[Deadpool has logged off]
[Loki has logged off]
Skylar: OH HELL NAW!
Tony: If Loki learns about Hashtags-
Bruce: Thor will-
Tony: and it will be all over form there....
Skylar: god damnit Loki! Shit, i'll be back, i just need five bungee cords, seven paper clips and a credit or debit card-
Tony: why?
Skylar: i'm going to make sure Wade never see's the light of day again!!!!!
[Skylar has logged off]
Tony: *Sighs*
Bruce:.......
[Everyone has logged off]
[Magneto has logged on]
[Amora has logged on]
Magneto: It is done
Amora: Purfect
Magneto: Um....okay, anyway, i demand my payment
Amora: yes, right, the master has it with him, he's right over there
Magneto: thank you miss, and are you positive Wade will cause a big enough distraction so we can kill two birds with one stone?
Amora: Yes, i'm sending my sister to collect the others
Magneto: What about Widow? She's a...well she's a girl and unless she's gay, she won't fall for your sister's charm
Amora: I've got some one up my sleeve...until next time sir
[Amora has logged off]
Magneto: *sighs* bless their souls that they can handle Wade for five minutes....
[Magneto has logged off]
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Okay so how was that guys? I know it probably wasn't that funny but i'm trying to get back into the swing of things so yeah. Oh, remember to vote, comment and follow! :D
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Avengers chatroom
Fanfiction*Full Credit goes to 8JustEnjoyLife8* What happens when you put earth's mightiest Hero's (& Villains) in a chatroom? well, the most random thing ever, take a step into the daily random lives our our heros (And Villain's!) that we love and konw so mu...
